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Ah, fair lady—behold my court! Here I am lord, and you areprivileged indeed to be my companion. How fortunate you are! How fewmaidens have been afforded entree to this chamber! How extraordinarymust be your breeding, your wit, your beauty, or perhaps your tolerancefor the odor of Cool Ranch, which wafts about my body at all times, andseems to repel so many of your sex!
Shall I introduce myattendants? Five speakers surround us, speaking sounds of flattery intomy ears! Each of them has his own distinct responsibilities, and yetthey cooperate seamlessly, as one being! Their service is loyal, theirposture excellent! A progressive scan DVDplayer lies prostrate before my hand, its attitude one of abjectabasement—does it not seem to be bowing to me? It awaits instructionfrom its sovereign!
Now look: at my side, a subwoofer rumbles and growls, warning off any who would be so insolent as to approach me unbeckoned!
Hereare 600 watts of power at my sole command! Here is Dolby Digital/DTSsurround sound, filling my chambers with aural pleasures! In thissanctum, I am the sole and total authority! The very sounds and imagesobey my commands! This is my home theater, and I have spoken: we shallpartake of Ski School—just as soon as I acquire a television set!
Warranty: 90 days

Features:

• Just add your TV to the Pioneer HTP-235DV system for a complete home theater.
• 5 channels x 100 watts RMS each
• Dolby Pro Logic II 5-channel surround sound
• AM/FM stereo tuner with 30 station presets
• 3 audio/video inputs
• Coaxial and optical digital audio inputs
• Audio/video output
• 4-position dimmer
• Plays DVDs, DVD-Rs, DVD-RWs and Video CDs
• Also plays CDs, CD-Rs, CD-RWs and MP3s
• Component, composite and S-video outputs on DVD player
• 2-way front speakers
• 8-inch Subwoofer and a built-in 100-watt amplifier
• Quick setup
• Remote control

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