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woulda been funnier if it said "McCain vows to replace Secret Service with Chuck Norris"

lol

We all know how much they all flip flop so this is a viable outcome. Outsourcing is the government way you know.
 
as sad as it is, mccain is our best choice :(

Nah, I'll take a few years of whiny anti-gun democrat to offset the last 8 years of insanity. There's more than enough inertia to fight the bad democrat stuff and still sneak in some repairs to civil liberties. Something that definitely won't happen with Mccain.
 
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