haha, oreo truck spills 14 tons of cookies

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I love how the article doesn't even say if the driver was OK. And I want to see a pic of all those cookies.
 
this one says the driver is ok.
Got milk? Crash strews Oreos over I-80 -- -- chicagotribune.com

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All it needed was a milk truck to hit the back of it, not break down! That would have been the kind of stuff dreams are made of... soggy oreos all over the roadway. Milk's favorite cookie? I think not. I hope they didn't ruin any of my Double Stuf!!!
 
It's the American way.

Imagine if you were coming up from the grocery store with a gallon or two of milk and some throwout cups... You would be rich.
 
Me too, as soon as I get them I grab a half-gallon of milk, sit infront of the TV and fatass out on a whole package.

Goddamn that sounds SO fucking good right now.
 
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