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ttiwwop of the chick

and there's got to be some background story here?
her parents came home early?
she got a cramp from having her legs behind her head?
you crushed her ovary?
 
thats when you fap in front of her.

never, EVER let a job go unfinished. that's you're own fault on that one.

and don't say you did, or you would have posted that already.
 
haha no like 2 seconds ago she was here and started a bunch of fun, but didn't tie up the lose ends because she was gonna be "late for class." i told her to just be late but she didnt listen =/ oh well ... she promised to make it up to me :)
 
haha no like 2 seconds ago she was here and started a bunch of fun, but didn't tie up the lose ends because she was gonna be "late for class." i told her to just be late but she didnt listen =/ oh well ... she promised to make it up to me :)
Well then go fuck yourself. Haha just kidding. 2008 is just starting a little slow for me in the Va Jay Jay Sector. 3 girls since January but probably not even 10 times.
1 was the ex, I'm done there.
1 was good but turned out to be totally psycho. I ran like a bitch with my arms flailing and everything.
And the last was a friend of a friend. She wants to hang out but my friend knows the new one Meg too and would kick my ass if I was hooking up with two of her friends at the same time.

Wow, I guess I just needed to rant a little bit.
 
Drama ensues, I can sense it.

You're about due for a dramafest anyways, slush.
 
that shit is gay as fuck..like when they bj,but tell u to say when,so you can finish it yourself...
thats when u either dont say when,or say it last second and blow on his face..:D
Fixed it for ya. Almost had a bit of a slip there.
 
Well then go fuck yourself. Haha just kidding. 2008 is just starting a little slow for me in the Va Jay Jay Sector. 3 girls since January but probably not even 10 times.
1 was the ex, I'm done there.
1 was good but turned out to be totally psycho. I ran like a bitch with my arms flailing and everything.
And the last was a friend of a friend. She wants to hang out but my friend knows the new one Meg too and would kick my ass if I was hooking up with two of her friends at the same time.

Wow, I guess I just needed to rant a little bit.

2008 has been the best year yet for me, i brought in the new years drunk as shit with a girl in the back room of my friends apartment ;)

haha and since then it has been all gravy.
 
that shit is gay as fuck..like when they bj,but tell u to say when,so you can finish it yourself...
thats when u either dont say when,or say it last second and blow on her face..:D


if a guy was to EVER do that to me.
i would spit it right back in his face:D
 
Drama ensues, I can sense it.

You're about due for a dramafest anyways, slush.
Na, I've had my share of drama on '08. I just don't always post it up here. Let's just say I was in more physical altercations this semester then the rest of college combined. And I only started one of them. Trouble found me this semester. That's why I was glad to graduate. I had to get out of that element.
 
Uh, maybe she doesn't want anyone blowing their load anywhere on her.

Why would someone want that anyway? I guess some people have a fetish for facials or eating it but eww, I don't even like blowing it on someone's face.
 
Uh, maybe she doesn't want anyone blowing their load anywhere on her.

Why would someone want that anyway? I guess some people have a fetish for facials or eating it but eww, I don't even like blowing it on someone's face.


lol at your word choice
 
Uh, maybe she doesn't want anyone blowing their load anywhere on her.

no i dont.

Why would someone want that anyway? I guess some people have a fetish for facials or eating it but eww, I don't even like blowing it on someone's face.

yeah thats nasty as hell.


 
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