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Airjockie

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I got jury duty on the 10th....:ph34r:









my wife also got the jury duty notice, but was exempt since she is not a citizen and doesn't understand English to well...so she got dismissed. :p
 
you are going to get something stupid like some teenagers stealing candy from albertsons.

have fun with that one. you can apply for an exemption stating lost wages due to jury duty and wont have to do it.
 
i just sent my letter in for a 10-month wait... i don't have time for that shit.

GUILTY.
 
I could get somebody that stole car stereo's .....he's going down.


but if my memory serves me right, a person holding an FAA license for Airframe and powerplant, can't serve on a jury where something technical is involved...
 
I don't know why people avoid jury duty.

I won't get called to it because I never did Selective service. That's the only thing it's prevented me from doing.
 
I'm not avoiding it...infact...I look foreword to it...

a day off from work, and I can spot a guilty fuck a mile away.
 
I skipped out on jury duty once, and now they never send me notices. Wonder if I'm also dodging the future draft...
 
They do pay you something for being in a jury.. but's it's probably not even close to what you would normally make. I've been called twice but for some reason I always get sent home. Hmph..
 
My friend Chris has a sure fire way to not ever serve. He's not racist at all but every time they call him he says, "Do I have to go? Look if he's black guilty, if he's white innocent. There you have my answer, I don't need to come."
 
lol, yea. the only time i got called, i got exempt cause i was out of state in school lol.
 
My friend Chris has a sure fire way to not ever serve. He's not racist at all but every time they call him he says, "Do I have to go? Look if he's black guilty, if he's white innocent. There you have my answer, I don't need to come."

used to work.. not any more. in fact, if you try to pull that he can get contempt for hate crimes.
 
Show up dressed like shit. Torn/stained rock t-shirt, holy jeans or cut offs, flip flops, uncombed hair. They'll skip you.
 
Show up dressed like shit. Torn/stained rock t-shirt, holy jeans or cut offs, flip flops, uncombed hair. They'll skip you.

yeah they'll skip you... but they will also leave you sitting in the room alllllll fuckkkkiiiiinnnngggggg dayyyyyyy

they dont like people playing with the system
 
in todays climate of "everything is a disease" something that might actually get you out of it is to claim you have acute ADD and cant stay focused on anything for very long.... just kinda look around the room and fidget a lot
 
i've never had a problem with jury duty... i think i put something down wrong

i have csiaddjmzk with an acute phase of mpcid alldme i think i need some drugs doc.
 
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