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you see the cons but think about the pros. security takes long enough without having to get searched if you go off in the metal detector.
 
still a nice violation there.
i guarantee that anybody who agrees to this, dont know that they see EVERYTHING
 
how is this even legal?

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I'll just save them the time and streak through the screening. :D
 
The output to the screens is far more innocent than you think . It's just a tuning. It gives you the idea that people have genitals.

It's not like the first Airport movie, and it's not like the XRay glasses in the back of Boy's Life. Get a grip.

It sees through clothing, and is no more or less revealing than a day at the beach.
 
The output to the screens is far more innocent than you think . It's just a tuning. It gives you the idea that people have genitals.

It's not like the first Airport movie, and it's not like the XRay glasses in the back of Boy's Life. Get a grip.

It sees through clothing, and is no more or less revealing than a day at the beach.

So where do I buy one? They recalled the Handycams that did this already... something about privacy invasion.

All that needs to be done is a little computer voodoo, a fake myspace page and the fur will fly.


EDIT: "clearly see the passenger's sexual organs" is not innocent.
 
that would never pass laws here in Utah
i mean Utah doesn't even have casinos (gambling) & Full nude strippers
so this would not come likely to those damn Mormons (no offense if ur Mormon)
Cough*
:)
Cough*
 
EDIT: "clearly see the passenger's sexual organs" is not innocent.
EDIT TO EDIT: "It gives you the idea that people have genitals" Because my god, until this little technology breakthrough, I thought I was the only one with balls.



Maybe I am.
 
The output to the screens is far more innocent than you think . It's just a tuning. It gives you the idea that people have genitals.

It's not like the first Airport movie, and it's not like the XRay glasses in the back of Boy's Life. Get a grip.

It sees through clothing, and is no more or less revealing than a day at the beach.

Sounds like someone who is defending his very "conservative brothers" and their encroachment on my privacy using crap like the patriot act.
 
EDIT TO EDIT: "It gives you the idea that people have genitals" Because my god, until this little technology breakthrough, I thought I was the only one with balls.



Maybe I am.

"Clearly see" != "gives the idea". A bikini gives me the idea a girl's got some nice breasts. I clearly see them without clothing. Big difference.

Oh, source for your "gives the idea" line.
 
It's the same scanning machines as used before, it's just tuned differently to provide contrast in materials. Basically, ceramic knives and shoe bombs couldn't be seen in the other tuning of the equipment.

You can see breasts and balled up wads of dick through the machine. Big woop. People have sex organs. It's not like you can sell the photos to Playboy.

When it comes to flying, I simply don't do it unless I really really have to (for work). Flying just sucks, anyway you cut it. But the shoebomb thing was enough to make people ask for these improvements. Not George Bush, not Cheney, not even Karl Rove. So hang up your jacket, because it's not even fuckin snowing.
 
I'll just look at the security guard and say in an extremely uncomfortable tone of voice, " You like what you see, Big Boy...?"
 
It's the same scanning machines as used before, it's just tuned differently to provide contrast in materials. Basically, ceramic knives and shoe bombs couldn't be seen in the other tuning of the equipment.

Because we all know that one in five people are walking around in Nike Bombz on their feet. I'd hate to see what would have happened if that ONE person was wearing explosive underwear.

You can see breasts and balled up wads of dick through the machine. Big woop. People have sex organs. It's not like you can sell the photos to Playboy.

Wait wait wait wait... when did it go from "It gives you the idea that people have genitals" to "You can see breasts and balled up wads of dick"? So it CAN see clear through clothing.

Personally, I don't like the idea of some random person catching a snapshot of my balled up wad of dick. If I want you seeing my third leg, I'll whip it out.

When it comes to flying, I simply don't do it unless I really really have to (for work). Flying just sucks, anyway you cut it. But the shoebomb thing was enough to make people ask for these improvements. Not George Bush, not Cheney, not even Karl Rove. So hang up your jacket, because it's not even fuckin snowing.

People wrote the PATRIOT Act? Odd... I thought that a few key senators and the DOJ cooked that bad boy up. Hardly any of the senators read the thing from front to back.... it was shoved through as hard as it could. Would you be surprised to know that most of our reps (including the Pub majority back before the chickens started roosting) hadn't even read the thing! Ignorance is strength. Surprise, surprise.
 
I'd hate to see what would have happened if that ONE person was wearing explosive underwear.
So it CAN see clear through clothing.
Personally, I don't like the idea of some random person catching a snapshot of my balled up wad of dick. If I want you seeing my third leg, I'll whip it out.
People wrote the PATRIOT Act? Odd... I thought that a few key senators and ...
You're not even trying.

As with all these political threads, they suck long donkey dick. I'm done with this because there is a forum called ConflictingViews, that was established to keep this sort of scat from the Honda forum.

As far as the device itself: It's old tech re-tuned to give contrast to non-metalic items. That's all. If you can see anything at all, it's no more than you can see if your mind allowed you to draw out the rest of the curves under a tight sweater. It's no invasion of privacy until someone is selling photos output from the machine showcasing that you have 3 tits or 2 dicks. Until then, all it does is confirm something that everyone over the age of 4 knows: boys have penises and girls have vaginas. You can't SEE them anymore than you can if you close your eyes. (Don't close your eyes too long Sabz, I can only imagine how many dicks you see when you close your eyes)


:D
 
You're not even trying.

As with all these political threads, they suck long donkey dick. I'm done with this because there is a forum called ConflictingViews, that was established to keep this sort of scat from the Honda forum.

As far as the device itself: It's old tech re-tuned to give contrast to non-metalic items. That's all. If you can see anything at all, it's no more than you can see if your mind allowed you to draw out the rest of the curves under a tight sweater. It's no invasion of privacy until someone is selling photos output from the machine showcasing that you have 3 tits or 2 dicks. Until then, all it does is confirm something that everyone over the age of 4 knows: boys have penises and girls have vaginas. You can't SEE them anymore than you can if you close your eyes. (Don't close your eyes too long Sabz, I can only imagine how many dicks you see when you close your eyes)


:D

You slipped :) You backtracked from "an idea of" to "wads of dick" and now "retuned to not see metal".

Explain to me why this re-tuned machine needs to have the "viewing room" private and sealed? You're slipping again... you're flip-flopping between it can see wads of dick and it can't see wads of dick. Which is it?

The number of dicks I see is currently the same as the number of vaginas you see :D
 
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