The last I ever get pulled over by a cop

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Celerity

Celerity

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I've weighed the benefits and risks. I've decided it's not worth it to pull over for a cop anymore.

Yesterday on my evening commute, I was in the left lane of a two lane highway. Guy in the fast lane just comes into my lane. We were doing about 20. I didn't panic, I got over into the breakdown lane and proceeded to spew verbal insults at him.

Then the state cop's lights come on. "Alright!" I think "Finally ! Someone is going to bust a car that tried to kill me!"

Cops gets up behind us, I pull over. Car keeps going. Cop winds up pulling me over.

(Remove the whole story of my 1 hour 15 minute wait)

I wind up getting a $103 ticket for "improper use of lanes".


So I know what it's like to get pulled over on a hyperbike, and I've made a rational decision. Next time, I'm booting it and getting the fuck out of dodge.
 
During my one hour wait, the cop turns over his shoulder, flags down another woman in her car.

He wrote her a ticket. He wrote 2 people a ticket before even talking to me. I waited for more than 45 minutes to even be talked to. This is Common CT practice. But he ticketted her for having her kid in "too large of a car seat" and he made her call someone to bring her a new babyseat before letting her go.

And then he said that he saw the seat. So this "supercop" sees an improper car seat from 60 feet away in a moving car, but fails to notice that someone drove right into me.
 
He musta came home early the day earlier and found his wife, who has a kid to another man, sleeping with a young biker dude. It's the only reasonable explanation.
 
Ahhh I knew a thread like this would pop up, I dont even wanna get into this shit.. I got pulled over last turning off my street, 7 cops came and searched my car for NO SEATBELT But someone tell me what comes standard in early 90's Integra's...?? Anyone.. Automatic seatbelts.. After a hour of bullshit kissing ass please dont take me back to prison shit they let me go with absolutly no ticket they coulda wrote.. all the neighbors are looking at me knowing I just got outa prison cause of a gay ass neighbor cop.. .. just before that I got pulled over a month ago with my neice for doing 5mph over, and no tag even though I called the police dept b4 i drove the car and did what theysaid (Put tag applied for the date and put it where the tag goes) Did that, Had insurance, had my title and the whole stack of paperwork to change a salvage title over to a clear title.. so gay u gotta make an apt between 9-11am on monday at the highway patrol 30 miles away, to be there between 9 - 12 on tuesday or u gotta wait a week and try again.. I get harassed at the beach damn near every time I go.. now they got a noise ordinance here so I cant bump without using the ole human radar eyes.. But get this, ITS LEGAL TO DRINK AND DRIVE HERE...... no open container law.. found that out when I raced a 5.0 mustang right after i finished putin $30 grand of custom work in my car and right before the police legally stole if from me.. 4 years of my life and money gone like the wind.. The cop said, You know why I pulled you over son.. Yes sir, But I wasnt speeding I just got up to the flow of traffic fast (65 in a 45) on the highway.. I said hes sir I get passed by people when I'm doing 60mph every day.. he says Well 1st of all I pulled you over cause you won, second you dont have a hood on your car.. "Its against my garage wall sit, I just had 3 peices of plexiglass and 3 functional hood scoops custom made into it.." Asked if I had anythig on me.. well I knew a friend dropped a blunt un my dash by my xbox"Wasnt lit" so i figured its lost in the dash right now.. No sir I have a beer.. (THATS OK THERES NO OPEN CONTAINER LAW) 2 beeers left 3 drank and one half gone in my lap.. he sets me in his car to search my car.. get this.. He couldnt open the back doors cause i shaved the handles, leaned in opened it that way, started smokin a cig, lookin at all my custom interios and 4 12's tv's just checkin my shit out, half the cig he stook with the flashlight lookin at my engine.. let me go no ticket, I crunk my car put my seatbelt on, and sittin right in the center of a clean passanger side floor.. theres that half a blunt.. DAAAMMmmnnn smoked it on the way home though haha "This was b4 prison, ^ Years paper you aint ctching me fuckin up!" Traffic shit will slide so log as its not every month.. wich it always is.. Damn harassing power hungry God complex having pig fuckers
 
How can a car seat be to big. wtf is that about. I'll bet he's a cop with "god" syndrome. That's bullshit. If it was too big and not safe for use how could it be sold.

Now if it was a booster seat ant the child was under 1yr old or 20lbs then that's a problem, once they hit 40lbs they only need a booster seat up until the child is 8 yrs old or 80lbs.
 
yeah thats pretty damn crazy he had time to see the seat and still react in time to that the driver saw him to pullover in the ist place.. thats some wildass shit.. Cops are the kids in school that got fucked with all the time.. revenge on they're mind.. I'm tellin you, I was at burgerking about 5 days ago and actually now i mention it i'l'm downloading the pics off my phone.. I'll post them with this so we pulled up to the drivethrough, I see i truck turning off the main road onto the side road with a cop behind him no sirens, no blue lights! Just his hazards on the side of the blues were on.. The cop got out with his gun drawn yelling at the guys in the truck to get out alof th udden bout 5 more cops from every wich away flew past me in the drive through yellin at the guy about pulling over when blue lights were on him.. I Saw the shit! All the cops were there before the woman even tok my order at the box.. drug the dudes to the car face down and cuffed.. So messed up.. I've been in my bed for 36 hours I been in so much shit My nerves are gone I cant do what I love to do most anymore and drive.. I feel like I'm in iraq...
 
"I feel like I'm in Iraq"

I'm not sure if I'm focusing on that for it's absurdity, or because it's the only place my eyes can actually focus on.
 
This Pic was about 2 days ago.. probally the last time i was on the road.. i'm bout to ride out to biloci now though.. gotta get out.. The gas station right outside my subdivision is the #1 police hang out in this town and theres NO Crime where I'm at, Nice upper middle class neighbor hood.. Ironically they have crispie cream doughnuts at that gas station and nowhere else in town.. "Coincidense? I Think not" seems like they get ate up to.. (the cops and doughnuts lol) hmmmm..... The guy in this pic's probally going to jail for running outa gas or some BS We need cops to fight the cops
 
I feel ya man, I know its not that had.. I have probaly 200pics on my computer from my nbest friends camera he just got back bout a year ago.. Nothin but respect you ya'll in that war.. these are 2 pic of my best friend that was out there.. may have ran into him. doubt it though as wide spread as it is out there.. I hope i didnt over do it with the other pic.. but all these pics are Sooo graphic.. Thats bout the only one I can send without gettin cussed out for peoples wives throwin up on the computer.. I dont even wanna know what you;ve seen bro!
 
your posts literally hurt my brain
punctuation, when properly used, may surprise you
 
well alright i'm fighting an uphill battle here.. I started this morning with 85 unread posts.. every time i reply to one theres 15 more unreads.. its up to 200 something.. I'm gonna get some sun, feelin like batman in here
 
reckedracing said:
your posts literally hurt my brain
punctuation, when properly used, may surprise you
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Your brain? I'm sittin 5 feet from my laptop using a wireless keyboard.. Not Hurting my eyes.. I mean s41t, if you dont wanna read, what are you doing in here... F.Y.I. I dont take time out of my day to give helpfull knowledge on this site to be critisized about puncuation... I just got out of prison, you wouldnt believe how many people in there will give you a honey bun and pop tart to write a letter to their girlfriend for them cause they cant read or write at 40 years old.. I have finished realestate school, and completed 2 years in electronics, I was typing when i was 7yrs old.. you puncuate properly and type 85wpm at the same time... Hang up the tools and pick up a peice of chaulk, then you could teach people something.. Hell from what I've seen and heard we need a few good english teachers out there! B.T.W. I usually go back and edit my posts because of typo's and Having O.C.D. dont help... keeps my car clean though LOL And dont reply to this talkin more Shyt cause once that gets goin the thread dies.. and this is a good thread for this site.. Thanx
 
Your brain? I'm sittin 5 feet from my laptop using a wireless keyboard.. Not Hurting my eyes.. I mean s41t, if you dont wanna read, what are you doing in here... F.Y.I. I dont take time out of my day to give helpfull knowledge on this site to be critisized about puncuation... I just got out of prison, you wouldnt believe how many people in there will give you a honey bun and pop tart to write a letter to their girlfriend for them cause they cant read or write at 40 years old.. I have finished realestate school, and completed 2 years in electronics, I was typing when i was 7yrs old.. you puncuate properly and type 85wpm at the same time... Hang up the tools and pick up a peice of chaulk, then you could teach people something.. Hell from what I've seen and heard we need a few good english teachers out there! B.T.W. I usually go back and edit my posts because of typo's and Having O.C.D. dont help... keeps my car clean though LOL And dont reply to this talkin more Shyt cause once that gets goin the thread dies.. and this is a good thread for this site.. Thanx
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yes, my brain, i just find what you type a bit hard to understand
don't get all butt hurt just cause i criticized your run on sentences

i can see 2 people above might also be having similar difficulties reading your posts, but one of them is crazy and the other one needs to get laid
 
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