RIP Bozo The Clown

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Didn't realize there was a real "bozo the clown".. thought it was a figure of speech.

I hope they bury him in a clown car.



Waaaaait. "Not the original bozo".... They should have written the story "Poser dies"..
 
I went to the show in Chicago one time in like 1989. It was awesome.
 
Actually, the way it works is that they wait until several clowns die, and then shove all the bodies into a single, small car and then bury the whole thing...

:D

BWAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! That's so fucked up. Damn funny, but still fucked up. hahahaha
 
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^^^

Ahahaha.


Speaking of clowns, I know some dead baby jokes refering to cramped spaces in cars.
 
One time I was driving through town, and there was a guy in full clown getup watering the sidewalk.

Not the lawn. Not the plants. The sidewalk. Trufax.
 
An 80 year old clown would scare the shit out of me.
For real.

When I was about 5, one of my older brothers and his friend held me down and made me watch the movie IT. I mean they would hit me if I closed my eyes and shit. I was afraid of the fucking bathroom because of the part where he crawls through the drain for like 2 years straight. To this day, I still think about it when in the shower fairly often and it creeps me out. Fucking clowns scarred me, man.
 
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