the egg... and here's why
chickens are female, otherwise they would be called roosters.... now im sure someone is going to comment that female chickens are called hens and male chickens (roosters) are called cocks... but that's a bullshit argument... everyone knows when you say chicken you are speaking of the egg laying female variety not the male roosters / cocks... so if you are going to come at this with that argument, kindly fuck off... ok... now back to the explanation... chickens are females... eggs on the other hand have the potential to be either female or male, and if you were to listen to all the whiney bitches out there rag assing about their sorry ass unsatisfying sex life, and how they never get to cum first.... it is clear to see that the egg, having even the posibility of being male, definately would have came first!!