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Your not a true member. The decoder ring would show chuck norris working the women over in spandex.I got the deluxe model with his fan club membership and decoder ring. I haven't tried it out yet but am anxious to see some hot women exercising in spandex, while I work out with them!
gotta crawl before I can walk. lemme get in shape first, then maybe I'll be worthy.you goona grow the beard?
next time you're in the neighborhood come try it out.
i'm kinda jealous; i've always wanted to try a total gym out.