A furious woman driver died after ramming another vehicle

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Woman burnt to death after setting her own car alight in road-rage incident - Times Online

A furious woman driver died after ramming another vehicle and spinning her wheels so fast that her own car burst into flames. Serena Sutton-Smith, 54, burnt to death after refusing to get out of her Vauxhall Nova as she sat with her foot flat on the accelerator.
She spun the wheels so fast that her tyres disintegrated and the metal rims sent a shower of sparks into the engine, igniting the brake fluid and setting the car on fire.
Appalled onlookers urged her to get out of the car as the flames licked around her but she told them to “F*** off”, an inquest in Gloucester was told.


I know this may be construed as a rather sexist article, but some people should not be allowed to drive.
 
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Reminds me of the monk who protested by setting himself on fire and burning to death while completely still and without making a sound... only the asshat version. The ultimate asshat! :D

"I'll show you!"
:rams car:
"Get out, you're burning to death!"
"Screw you!"

If you're gonna be an asshat, that's the way to go.
 
had this happened in the US, our government would have extinguished the burning car by heaving truckloads of money onto the flames...
 
had this happened in the US, our government would have extinguished the burning car by heaving truckloads of money onto the flames...

No, they'd mandate that every car come equipped with tire-fire extinguishers in every wheel well.
 
No, they'd mandate that every car come equipped with tire-fire extinguishers in every wheel well.

That, or fire would be declared part of the axis of evil. The War on Fire would be all-consuming. It would burn through our resources and char our standing among the world. Future generations would feel the singe of ok I'm out of puns.
 
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Damn. I spit Mt Dew on my screen reading that first one.
 
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"Alan Crickmore, the Gloucestershire coroner, said that her mental condition meant that she failed to appreciate the danger she was in."

- Well she failed to but I didn't and with that I appreciate that danger she was in for a good laugh. TY Mrs.I'mfuckingretarded for the laughs.
 
"Alan Crickmore, the Gloucestershire coroner, said that her mental condition meant that she failed to appreciate the danger she was in."

- Well she failed to but I didn't and with that I appreciate that danger she was in for a good laugh. TY Mrs.I'mfuckingretarded for the laughs.

Congratulations, you're making fun of Oxford English.
 
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