Stupid people... I love em.

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I just got done watching this architecture show about the farnsworth house in Illinois and went out for a cigarette. As I finished it and was starting to go back in I heard an engine roaring, turned around and watched this car flying down the road and then suddenly slam on the brakes skidding to a stop and making a uturn and then onto the side street he missed. It was a fucking cop. wtf?

Well what I missed at first was this toolbag was laying in my neighbors yard on the corner and my neighbor had called the cops.

He gets out of the car and questions him with the flashlight on him as a second cop (that had just passed) came flying up with lights and sirens blaring.

Apparently this douche was "out for a walk" and decided to randomly laid down in the yard. Which means he's either fucked up on coke/meth/whatever or drunk as shit... or both.

So he wanders off into my other neighbors backyard when the guy who called the cops comes out of his house (at this point I'd had gotten my gun), and asked him what the hell was going on. My neighbor thought a car had hit him or something so he called the police.

Stupid people never cease to amaze me. With how big of assholes NHPD employs, I'm surprised he wasn't given a sobriety test or taken back to the station for any reason. I just don't like how he walked back in behind the house like he owned the place.
 
meh. I don't think he was a threat to anything, what I do think is that its a holiday so he was fucked up beyond what he normally would be.
 
dude cmon... back in my younger wilder days i slept in a front yard or two lol
 
well just don't pick my neighbors front yard. The guy is always awake and see's everything.
 
lol ive never layed down in someones yard,,maybe the park to catch up with myself but never a random yard
 
ive passed out on many lawns... but it was always the lawn of the house i was partying at (maybe the neighbor's)
 
ive passed out on many lawns... but it was always the lawn of the house i was partying at (maybe the neighbor's)

yeah exactly....

except this one time i slept all night in the parking lot of a club in panama city lol
 
yeah exactly....

except this one time i slept all night in the parking lot of a club in panama city lol


that still counts... its the parking lot of the place you were... if you passed out in the parking lot of a florist 3 miles down the road from the club you were at, then it would fall into the other category
 
I've spent the night outside unintentionally maybe twice. Of course one of those times it started to snow. But all the times I remember fall under E's criteria. Either where I live or where I was partying.
 
I've never passed out anywhere besides my living room, someone's floor where I was partying, or my hallway on the way to my bedroom.

Many times, my friends have passed out in random spots, and I carry them places that are more reasonable. I've been lucky where my friends never let me do that either. One time I passed out in a WAMU parking lot after a football game. Well I fell out of the car, and couldn't get back in. Thank god I wasn't driving.
 
I woke up in someone's front yard once. It was half-way from the place I was at, to home.
 
Actually once I passed out in the bed of my friend's pick-up after a football game. But he drove me back to the house and eventually I woke up, figured out WTF happened, and rejoined the party inside.
 
im glad i parked my truck in the garage and locked it up! i dont want some douche bag to walk on our driveway and see a nice little slammed yellow minitruck sitting there waiting to get stuff ganked out of it (or even ganked period!) id like to see them try to even figure out how to get it off the ground..
 
You're too fucking paranoid about that damn truck. He was a stoned loser. Harmless as shit.
 
im glad i parked my truck in the garage and locked it up! i dont want some douche bag to walk on our driveway and see a nice little slammed yellow minitruck sitting there waiting to get stuff ganked out of it (or even ganked period!) id like to see them try to even figure out how to get it off the ground..

You're assuming that they cared that much... Hell, the bags in it are probably worth more than the body. Bags+wheels+electronics = drag the truck onto a flat bed.
 
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