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im bored off my ass.... I guess this is a murder trial selection. icant afford to be here for 2 months not making any money. im going to try get off on being self employed. if not, im going in screaming 'give then the chair'.

ugh


I love how they went on for 45 min about how this is so important and a right as an american. fu. you took all my other good rights away... take this one too, damnit.

hate today. ugh.
 
i been smmoned to jury duty twice and both times we were all sent home as not needed but counted as served time
 
the good news is that theres a pretty cute firecrotch aka redhead sitting 2 rows ahead of me. at least theres something to look at
 
Do you have a wireless internet chip implanted in your head? You're at the jury trial selection and posting here? They wouldn't even let us bring our Cell phones into the building.
 
You have a good argument for getting off. Self-employment and jury duty would put un-due stress on you.
 
im still in pre processing. they put a movie in. its gay. the judge I guess is still in pre processing or some shit with the lawyers.

so im just here on my phone.
 
When I was called in, it was about an older gentlemen who got into a domestic dispute with his wife and apparently ended up hitting her hard enough that she needed to be admitted to the ER. If I'd even made it to the jury box to be selected I would have said right off the bat that I have no sympathy and I will not be impartial to women beaters. At all.

Luckily for me they got their jurors before I was called up to the jury box.


Happy E? haha
 
so bored. still nothing. 1130. nothibg. wtf did I need to be here at 830 for?

this shit is such a joke.

im nic fitting like crazy. bastards won't let us outside til 1 at lunch. wtf. im not doing anything sitting here..... f the judicial system.
 
perfect time for the e-cigs... :D

Now you know what Civic duty is....:p
 
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If I'm not too late, listen to me:

If any question comes up in the interview about you following the judges orders, or making your decisions based on the law, mention nullification. Say something along the lines of:

"I would certainly listen to the judge up to my legal and moral limits. However, the judge's role is to interpret the letter of the law in a case. That's not the juries job. The jury weighs the social and moral weight of a case, above and beyond the word of the law."

It's completely true, but saying it will get you off the jury so fast your head will spin.

Judges want sheep that will follow their decision, not thinking people who might go against them, or the word of the law.
 
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wooohooo! stupid bastard plea-bargained. we got sent home.

4 hours, and i'll be getting $20. nothing like making $5 an hour. god jury duty is retradedly gay
 
no pics.

it is HIGHLY illegal to take photos in a courthouse. basically if they see you doing it, you get court marshalled or some shit right there on the spot.

she had a ring on her finger anyway... i dind't even talk to her.
 
she had a ring on her finger anyway... i dind't even talk to her.


Rings dont mean shit. Ive been banging this girl who's engaged for the last 2 months. If anything, a ring means she's not gettin it like she wants it.
 
you're playing with fire. never fuck with a chick with a ring. there are 245901783460 other women out there who don't have one. it's not worth it.
 
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