WTF is wrong with kids?

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So I nearly lost control of my bike last night because of three 15 year old hard core gangster thug kids. I was leaving dunkin donuts around 11 heading home on route 6, which is 4 lanes of traffic. I was going about 40 mph and I see 3 kids about 100 feet in front of me standing on the side walk. At the last second 2 of them decide they are going to run across the road right in front of me and the last one just starts walking out in front of me like he owns the fucking road while looking right at me. So as I swerve to the left to miss him nearly hitting the other two I decided that I would kick him has I am passing by. I have to say it wasn't the smartest idea I ever had cause I was already leaning to the left and kicked the kid on my right so it threw me 2 lanes over and almost knocked me off the bike.

I circled back around and he was still laying in the middle of the road. His 2 punk friends were talking shit as I pulled up. I quickly took my helmet off and started running after them. They kept backing up and talking shit. Apparently the kick I delivered was a bulls eye cause the kid was holding his balls. So as I walked back by him laying on the ground I kicked him one more time for good messure.

I guess I should feel bad for beating on a minor but the reality is that if I had crashed because of them they would have rolled me for everything I had on me and left me laying there.
 
holy crap. why didn't you circle back and pick us up for more non-thugs to gang up on the gangsters?
 
holy crap. why didn't you circle back and pick us up for more non-thugs to gang up on the gangsters?

That did not even cross my mind. I was so wishing I was going to get some 3 on 1 action. But you know how it goes in Hard Hittin Bristol. Fucking punks.
 
well, it would have been the last thing they did....

and i would've ran up with my shirt offf "I SAW THE WHOLE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


get your ass over here, i'm starving.
 
Last Saturday night I almost got carjacked at an Exxon station. It was the first time I ever used the Panic button on any car.

I was filling up, and some chick tried distracting me, while some dude walked around my back, I saw the reflection as he was about to get into the car. Hit the panic button, and he took the fuck off. Messed up thing was as I started filling, I thought to myself "You know, I should probably have closed the driver's door."

From now on, I close the door, and lock it before I start filling. I hate kids who have no respect for what people work for.
 
wow crazy doug :(


on my street, the little welfare children like to lay down in front of cars going 30mph. they think its a fun game. you can't really swerve since there are usually cars parked on the sides of the street. they dont do it to me anymore. one of them ran and laid down about 20 feet from me, i hit the brakes creating a four wheel lockup, and when the car stopped i dropped the clutch from 5K. needless to say he got his ass up and out of the fucking street once my car started moving forward after burning the tires for a few seconds.
 
your car can burn out?????????????????
 
Hopefully that kid qualifies for the Darwin Awards now.
 
oh yeah absolutely. doesnt need to be wet either. i can leave a pair of strips for a good 20 feet on a nice day.
 
you sure that just isnt the oil slick shooting out of the exhaust?
 
didnt say it had anything to do with the tires

with the thick black shit that was spraying out of your exhaust, if you were moving it could have easily been confused with a dark ass tire mark on the road
 
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