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great, now its going to be an epidemic.

1 healthy person out of billions and billions dies, media will blow this out.
 
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I thought WHO already bumped it to level 5 a few weeks ago. Just wait until flu season rolls around. It is gonna get nuts.
 
I thought WHO already bumped it to level 5 a few weeks ago. Just wait until flu season rolls around. It is gonna get nuts.


yeah i think it was raised to full on pandemic level in the middle of june
 
stay healthy. wash your hands. get your vitamins.

if you start to feel a little sick, go to the doctor. it's not that serious if you just take care of yourself.
 
so far there have been 578 confirmed deaths related to swine flu
out of an estimated 6,770,241,927 people in the world

that means you have about a 1 in 11,713,221 chance of dieing from swine flu


here are a few other figures, for comparison:
i bolded the ones less likely than dieing from swine flu

Odds of bowling a 300 game: 1 in 11,500

Odds of getting a hole in one: 1 in 5,000

Odds of being an astronaut: 1 in 13,200,000

Odds of winning an Olympic medal: 1 in 662,000

Odds of an American speaking Cherokee: 1 in 15000

Odds that a person between the age of 18 and 29 does NOT read a newspaper regularly: 1 in 3

Odds that an American adult does not want to live to age 120 under any circumstances: 2 in 3

Odds of injury from fireworks: 1 in 19,556

Odds of injury from shaving: 1 in 6,585

Odds of injury from using a chain saw: 1 in 4,464

Odds of injury from mowing the lawn: 1 in 3,623

Odds of fatally slipping in bath or shower: 1 in 2,232

Odds of drowning in a bathtub: 1 in 685,000

Odds of being killed on a 5-mile bus trip: 1 in 500,000,000

Odds of being killed sometime in the next year in any sort of transportation accident: 1 in 77

Odds of being killed in any sort of non-transportation accident: 1 in 69

Odds of being struck by lightning: 1 in 576,000

Odds of being killed by lightning: 1 in 2,320,000

Odds of being murdered: 1 in 18,000

Odds of getting away with murder: 1 in 2

Odds of being the victim of serious crime in your lifetime: 1 in 20

Odds of dating a supermodel: 1 in 88,000

Odds of being considered possessed by Satan: 1 in 7,000

Odds that a first marriage will survive without separation or divorce for 15 years: 1 in 1.3

Odds that a celebrity marriage will last a lifetime: 1 in 3

Odds of getting hemorrhoids: 1 in 25

Odds of being born a twin in North America: 1 in 90

Odds of being on plane with a drunken pilot: 1 in 117

Odds of being audited by the IRS: 1 in 175

Odds of having your identity stolen: 1 in 200

Odds of dating a millionaire: 1 in 215

Odds of dating a supermodel: 1 in 88,000

Odds of writing a New York Times best seller: 1 in 220

Odds of finding out your child is a genius: 1 in 250

Odds of catching a ball at a major league ballgame: 1 in 563

Odds of becoming a pro athlete: 1 in 22,000

Odds of finding a four-leaf clover on first try: 1 in 10,000

Odds of a person in the military winning the Medal of Honor: 1 in 11,000

Odds of winning an Academy Award: 1 in 11,500

Odds of striking it rich on Antiques Roadshow: 1 in 60,000

Odds of getting a royal flush in poker on first five cards dealt: 1 in 649,740

Odds of spotting a UFO today: 1 in 3,000,000

Odds of becoming president: 1 in 10,000,000

Odds of winning the California lottery: 1 in 13,000,000

Odds of becoming a saint: 1 in 20,000,000

Odds of a meteor landing on your house: 1 in 182,138,880,000,000

Chance of an American home having at least one container of ice cream in the freezer: 9 in 10.

Chance of dying from any kind of injury during the next year: 1 in 1,820

Chance of dying from intentional self-harm: 1 in 9,380

Chance of dying from an assault: 1 in 16,421

Chance of dying from a car accident: 1 in 18,585

Chance of dying from any kind of fall: 1 in 20,666

Chance of dying from accidental drowning: 1 in 79,065

Chance of dying from exposure to smoke, fire, and flames: 1 in 81,524

Chance of dying in an explosion: 1 in 107,787

Chance that Earth will experience a catastrophic collision with an asteroid in the next 100 years: 1 in 5,000

Chance of dying in such a collision: 1 in 20,000

Chance of dying from exposure to forces of nature (heat, cold, lightning, earthquake, flood): 1 in 225,107

Chance of dying in an airplane accident: 1 in 354,319

Chance of dying from choking on food: 1 in 370,035

Chance of dying in a terrorist attack while visiting a foreign country: 1 in 650,000

Chance of dying in a fireworks accident: 1 in 1,000,000

Chance of dying from overexertion, travel or privation: 1 in 1,428,377

Chance of dying from food poisoning: 1 in 3,000,000

Chance of dying from legal execution: 1 in 3,441,325

Chance of dying from contact with hot tap water: 1 in 5,005,564

Chance of dying from parts falling off an airplane: 1 in 10,000,000

Chance of dying from ignition or melting of nightwear: 1 in 30,589,556

Chance of dying from being bitten by a dog: 1 in 700,000

Chance of dying from contact with a venomous animal or plant: 1 in 3,441,325

Chance of dying from being bitten or struck by mammals (other than dogs or humans): 1 in 4,235,477

Chance of dying from a mountain lion attack in California: 1 in 32,000,000

Chance of dying from a shark attack: 1 in 300,000,000

Chance of having a stroke: 1 in 6

Chance of dying from heart disease: 1 in 3

Chance of getting arthritis: 1 in 7

Chance of suffering from asthma or allergy diseases: 1 in 6

Chance of getting the flu this year: 1 in 10

Chance of contracting the human version of mad cow disease: 1 in 40,000,000

Chance of dying from SARS in the United States: 1 in 100,000,000


Chance of American man developing cancer in his lifetime: 1 in 2

Chance of an American woman developing cancer in her lifetime: 1 in 3

Chance of getting prostate cancer: 1 in 6

Chance of getting breast cancer: 1 in 9

Chance of getting colon / rectal cancer: 1 in 26

Chance of beating pancreatic or liver cancer: 1 in 9

Chance of beating thyroid or testicular cancer: 9 in 10
yes, you have a better chance of being killed from parts falling from an airplane
 
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googled "odds of" found the list on some site... they credited someone else with compiling it
 
That's a comprehensive list there. It covers all the bases. Why does the media enjoy blowing everything out of proportion... oh right MONEY. People love hearing about tragedies. They eat that shit up.
 
Chance of dying from ignition or melting of nightwear: 1 in 30,589,556


wtf? nightware? do your skibbies create friction?
 
I like how E typed "dieing" whereas in the list its always spelled "dying".

E is slipping.
 
Odds of fatally slipping in bath or shower: 1 in 2,232

Shit from now on I'm washing myself with my garden hose... >_>
 
Odds of fatally slipping in bath or shower: 1 in 2,232

Shit from now on I'm washing myself with my garden hose... >_>


Odds of death from exploding garden hose: 1:3,000
 
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