Unscientific study finds swearing lessens pain

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fucking retarded.

i think its more of the yelling and releasing the anger more so then the actual words you are saying.
 
no.

it gives you something to do other than thinking about the pain.

the pain doesn't 'go away'

it's just not as noticeable when your brain has higher priorities than keeping tabs on pain.

the high volume sound of my music in my car distracts me when i drive, same shit.
if i turn it down a bit, where my brain can better digest my surroundings, then i dont fuck up and miss turns as often lol
 
What he said^
I turn the music down when I think I smell something wrong with the car ie: gas, anti-freeze, melting plastic. Your brain is like a computer. If youve got no RAM, its easy to overload by running a bunch of crap.
 
no.

it gives you something to do other than thinking about the pain.

the pain doesn't 'go away'

it's just not as noticeable when your brain has higher priorities than keeping tabs on pain.

the high volume sound of my music in my car distracts me when i drive, same shit.
if i turn it down a bit, where my brain can better digest my surroundings, then i dont fuck up and miss turns as often lol

Fuck you. This study shows its healthy and good to fucking swear. So fuck you.


I fuckin' feel great. :D
 
Fuck you. This study shows its healthy and good to fucking swear. So fuck you.


I fuckin' feel great. :D
lol nice. i think it works better if you actually say it. literally. like with your mouth, not the keyboard... ehehh
 
So.. who has seen the hangover? From now on whenever i feel that i must call someone a motherfucker, I have to say it like that chinese motherfucker in the trunk...

the part where he's rolling the window up..
 
the high volume sound of my music in my car distracts me when i drive, same shit.
if i turn it down a bit, where my brain can better digest my surroundings, then i dont fuck up and miss turns as often lol

I can't remember where I read it and I'm paraphrasing the results, but there was a study done that showed that higher-level navigation in humans is actually performed by the same areas of the brain as speech and audio processing. That's why you talk yourself through a set of directions, why music can make you miss turns, and why you turn down the radio when you get lost... You need your 'internal monologue' available and untasked to sort it out.
 
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I can't remember where I read it and I'm paraphrasing the results, but there was a study done that showed that higher-level navigation in humans is actually performed by the same areas of the brain as speech and audio processing. That's why you talk yourself through a set of directions, why music can make you miss turns, and why you turn down the radio when you get lost... You need your 'internal monologue' available and untasked to sort it out.

Its also why you tend to stop talking during a conversation when you're trying to merge onto the highway in moderate/high traffic situations. I have caught myself stopping mid sentence while watching traffic coming up to the onramp I was on.
 
Breaking news CNN:

Studies show that in 100/100 men, a blowjob and swallowing from an attractive female actually helps lesson pain.
 
You can count me in on that one, so 101/101

but not if she has braces... that can get really shitty really quick. when i was 17 i had a gf the same age and she got braces a lil late... but she got used to it i guess, cuz she only scraped the first time lol

but man... every time after that, it was like a load was lifted off my shoulders... or rather my greg, then onto her ... well whatever was in the line of fire? lol
 
but not if she has braces... that can get really shitty really quick. when i was 17 i had a gf the same age and she got braces a lil late... but she got used to it i guess, cuz she only scraped the first time lol

but man... every time after that, it was like a load was lifted off my shoulders... or rather my greg, then onto her ... well whatever was in the line of fire? lol


this, i have never understood.
i have had a couple of girls with braces. never had an issue.
the braces are on the front of the teeth, why was she rubbing your cock on the front of her teeth?
how is that possible that by inserting in the mouth, where the only portion of the teeth that could be touching is the tip, that braces on the font of the teeth manage to scrape.

unless the bitch has folding teeth that work like a pet door to your dick, i think she had to learn that biting is bad.
 
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