Sneaking Booze into a Concert!

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phyregod

phyregod

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We're headed to Crue Fest II at the dallas superpages.com center tomorrow. Beer is $9 a bottle, Mixed are $11 each, and water is $4 a bottle.. And you have to stand in line an hour or better to get any of the above. They can eat shit and die.

So, my clever idea is to bring several bottles of aquafina, fill one with vodka (I can remove and replace the lid without messing up the safety seal).. If they make me ditch the water at the door, so be it, if they let it in... score.

But I need a backup plan.

Like, carrying a jack daniels bottle in my hand (full of tea) as a distraction that they can remove.. Then having the actual booze in flasks or something.. A pat down would nail me though..

Ideas? Maybe have a vodka bottle full of water and an aquafina bottle full of vodka.. Ditch the booze bottle? Would they flat ass refuse my entry if I had that on me?
 
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have ur girlfriend put it in her purse u cant be seen holding any food or drink but they rarly evr check purses as long as they aint to big just kinda hide it in there. or diper bags are great to but ya kinda need a kid for that one.
 
I usually take in a liter a cola (lol had to...) and drink about half and fill the rest with jack or captain. But if its nothin period just get hammered pre concert and make the Mrs. drive. Or you both can get drunk in the parking lot. I wish I knew they weren't goin to check people at Warped Tour. I got a little drunk on the way only to find out I coulda walked a fifth right in. Instead I sustained on $11 beers. LAME!
 
Just thought up a great one.. 2 water baloons full of rum dangling near my balls! Genius. Now all I have to do is figure out a fool proof way to drink them without liquor bombing myself..

If only I had time for shipping...
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phyregod said:
Just thought up a great one.. 2 water baloons full of rum dangling near my balls! Genius. Now all I have to do is figure out a fool proof way to drink them without liquor bombing myself..
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That idea is Nutz!!! anyway. Warm liquor? guess its better than none. Go to the hospital and steal an IV bag. strap it to your leg. pony up for an overpriced coke at the show. mix, enjoy. That binocular thing is genius!
 
Get a couple of flasks, wear a pair of shorts take that shit to your legs up by your junk.

Wrap some pre-wrap around your thighs so it doesn't rip the shit out of your legs when you untape it. Flasks work great thanks to there contour nature. I have done this countless times for hockey games and such. Works great.
 
Drake said:
Get a couple of flasks, wear a pair of shorts take that shit to your legs up by your junk.

Wrap some pre-wrap around your thighs so it doesn't rip the shit out of your legs when you untape it. Flasks work great thanks to there contour nature. I have done this countless times for hockey games and such. Works great.
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Same thing my friend suggested.. He also suggested moaning suggestively at the person searching.. They will lable you as flaming gay, but you'll be in and you'll have booze, lol.
 
There was a guy that tried to do that at the last concert I went to at superpages up here and he got kicked out of the place. I wouldn't recommend trying to conceal it, it sucks but its better than not getting to see what you came to see
 
If you can see if you can get ahold of a plastic flask too. They may have metal detectors in place.
 
Best thoughts I have so far are the water baloons, plastic baggies in mrs. phyre's purse side pockets, or getting the biggest eye drop container I can find and filling it with booze, tossing that in the purse..
 
putting something in a container and wearing tube socks and sticking it in between your shoe and your leg?
 
I've been patted down several times, they always check there. Shoulders, arms, ribs, legs, thighs, shoes (upper, make sure you don't have a knife or something tucked in there), socks, waist band.. never chest, back, ass, or crotch.. purse seems the best option.. One person online says to open the purse and show its contents right when you walk up, and they won't bother looking in it, or even searching you for that matter.
 
phyregod said:
I've been patted down several times, they always check there. Shoulders, arms, ribs, legs, thighs, shoes (upper, make sure you don't have a knife or something tucked in there), socks, waist band.. never chest, back, ass, or crotch.. purse seems the best option.. One person online says to open the purse and show its contents right when you walk up, and they won't bother looking in it, or even searching you for that matter.
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That is exactly what I did when I went to warp tour a few years back. I had a backpack on took it off had it open right when I walked up and I was good to go. I think they get more worried about the folks that arent open with whats goin on.
 
i know you looking mrs phyre...take one for the team and put a nicely sealed plastic container in the shape of a.....uhhh and stick in your uhhh...yeah.

i had to do it:lol:
 
Hondadude141 said:
There was a guy that tried to do that at the last concert I went to at superpages up here and he got kicked out of the place. I wouldn't recommend trying to conceal it, it sucks but its better than not getting to see what you came to see
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This concert is at the superpages.com center.... I don't see anything going well. I'm sure Phyre is going to have to beat the hell outta someone, I hope I'm wrong, but that's the feeling I have.
 
pound a 5th in the parking lot pre-enter. buzz throughout the concert. drive home sober.
 
I had planned to down 4 or 5 jager bombs in the parking lot, then Mrs phyre killed that plan.. We'll likely be standing in line in 100 degree weather for 2+ hours.

Fail.
 
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