Its those simple things in life.

[jamesA]

If everything was simple, I'd be in heaven. Whats her name from the sound of music had it right. Those small free things in life are the best.

Personally, and I'm drunk right now, I can sit there and just look at my cats' paws. When they have their claws out, I think that is quite possibly the most awesome thing on earth. I envy cats with their claws.

On another note, Rage against the machine is on the radio right now and it makes me think of eg6sir for whatever reason. Don't ask me, because I don't know.

My cousin edged the grass along the sidewalk leading up to my front porch and it just looks so freaking awesome that I can't help but comment on how it gives me a hardon to her... and she just rolls her eyes, but it looks so freaking awesome.

All I did was constantly talk about and it and she went and did it for something to do. All the petty shit I bitched about earlier last month is nothing compared to the fact that she's just done the dishes and edged my sidewalks because I said I wanted to do it.

 

[jamesA]

Oh... and E rocks. So does getnick and B, for different reasons than E does, but they rock.

 

[efhondakid]

Someone put ecstasy in your drink?

 

[jamesA]

I'm not a mean drunk, I'm a lovey-dovey drunk. More carefree and happier. Don't go peein in the pool now!

 

[double0Si]

Please add a no homo somewhere in there lol.

 

[E_SolSi]

:unsure:

 

[jamesA]

Please add a no homo somewhere in there lol.

Do I look like Injen?

 

[Briansol]

*group hug* ?

 

[jp_p5]

And this is what I get to deal with a couple times a week.

 

[BrutalB83]

 

[get_nick]

Oh... and E rocks. So does getnick and B, for different reasons than E does, but they rock.

woo hoo!

 

[jamesA]

bad red x!

I'm semi-not sober again. This is bad, cause when I read over what I wrote this morning. I really did sound gay... yeah sorry. lol

 

[double0Si]

HA!!! I tried to warn you... :ghey:

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

If I was that happy when wasted, I'd be a functional alcoholic. Good thing when I'm wasted I only try to do 4 things. 1)Get more drunk. 2)Get food. 3)Get laid. 4)Get in a fight. In that order. Yes when I'm drunk, food is more important than tail.

 

[double0Si]

Well that kinda makes sense. You can eat while gettin laid and it might just piss off a girl. But try gettin laid in the McDonalds drive-thru and you might end up in jail.

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

I've drank while getting laid, played video games while getting laid, and even had a conversation with my roommate while getting laid, but I have never eaten while getting laid. Hmmm.

 

[eg6sir]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[jamesA]

I've drank while getting laid, played video games while getting laid, and even had a conversation with my roommate while getting laid, but I have never eaten while getting laid. Hmmm.

You = younger, not bald version of George Costanza.

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

You = younger, not bald version of George Costanza.

I wish, Marisa Tomei is fucking hot.

 

[efhondakid]

Im drunk and usually happy and good at spelling. 12 pack o' Rolling Rocks mmmmmmmmmm.