1st drunk post!!!!

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92stoccord

92stoccord

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College ftmfw!!! Actually, I'm not too drunk, just a little. Woot!... Shit, I need to check woot! Good night folks!
 
Ummm, congratulations. College huh? Frat party maybe..? You gonna drink some more Natty Ice until that "pretty cool guy" you just met comes back with his Game Cube?







Dont forget to cup the balls.
 
nah, just 4 of us, hangin out. wii, no gamecube. that's how we roll here in 2009. didn't get to play, and am still ashamed that the only game I've ever played on wii is rockband, but no frat party. not planning on it. don't really care for the greek life.
 
But the bro rape is A OK with you? Ah, well I guess if what they say about greek chicks is true, you may have covered that base.
 
:mellow: Dude, bro rape is never ok. :shakeshead:

But seriously, jesus christ, i just re-read all of this. I was with 2 ladies and a dude. I need to start paying attention to whats going on when I'm drunk better.
 
92stoccord said:
:mellow: Dude, bro rape is never ok. :shakeshead:

But seriously, jesus christ, i just re-read all of this. I was with 2 ladies and a dude. I need to start paying attention to whats going on when I'm drunk better.
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This makes it sound like you focusing more on the dude then the snapper around you..... Just sayin. :ph34r:
 
92stoccord said:
College ftmfw!!! Actually, I'm not too drunk, just a little. Woot!... Shit, I need to check woot! Good night folks!
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Next sober post will read "FUCK!! FUCK!! I got drunk and blew 3/4 of my tuition money on bags of crap from woot!"
 
92stoccord said:
nah, just 4 of us, hangin out. wii, no gamecube. that's how we roll here in 2009. didn't get to play, and am still ashamed that the only game I've ever played on wii is rockband, but no frat party. not planning on it. don't really care for the greek life.
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I didn't care for it either. Go there, drink their beer, try to take one of their girls home. That's what I did all fall semester of my freshman year. Then I actually met some of the guys from one fraternity and wound up pledging. I never had any intention to.

I'm not trying to get you to pledge. Just get you some beer and women. And if the second part happens, cool. If not, you got drunk and laid. Win/win in my book.
 
Your first drunk post was a fail for 3 reasons.

1) You were totaly smashed.
2) You didnt complain about anything.
3) Your spelling and grammar were way to good for a drunk post.

Please try harder next time.
 
A drunk post is supposed to be amusing... you're maybe a little buzzed, but definitely not drunk.
 
You guys are right. I'm a little disappointed in myself. I mean, it takes a lot to get my spelling and grammar out the window, but I'll see what I can do. Also, yes, the post alcohol shits and headache was the pits. in review, I have been a lot more smashed. plz refer to my post in the nws section if you're confused.
 
That's alright. I've made many a drunk post, good luck deducing which ones were drunk and which were sober..... :D
 
I should go to college, but I can get drunk at home without the 20,000 dollar cover charge. :)
 
I knew I made a drunk post when I woke up the next day, logged on, saw the thread, and said, "Oh shit, what did I write last night?"

My spelling never really got out of whack but I did plenty of complaining on plenty of subjects over the years here.
 
If your going to Kent you should be hammered to even figure out how to work a computer.
 
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