13 animals lifted from your nightmares

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All right, we need to get something cute and furry on this list, ASAP.
Fuck! That's actually worse! This strung-out looking thing is the aye aye lemur, which appears to have crawled its way out of the rancid vagina of a Victorian prostitute and went straight to work hiding in children's bedrooms to steal their dreams.
Actually, it lives in trees in Madagascar and uses its freakishly over-sized fingers to find grubs (the exact purpose of its goblin hair has yet to be determined). It's basically the terrifying version of a woodpecker. Unsurprisingly, Madagascan natives regard the aye aye as an unholy terror. Consequently, the damn thing is endangered and we're legally required to give a shit about it. But fuck it, the Rancor was probably endangered too.
Let's get us another furry creature, it's still better than going back to the shit with tentacles.
 
scary. esp the fish w/ human face. and i hate spiders. if i saw some of those i'd swear it was a demon too.
 
Eh, I'm not one for animal nightmares. Can't recall ever having one. Generally falling or failing nightmares.

My brother has had a dream about wolves chasing him in a church for years now. We should probably figure out what that's about.
 
Eh, I'm not one for animal nightmares. Can't recall ever having one. Generally falling or failing nightmares.

My brother has had a dream about wolves chasing him in a church for years now. We should probably figure out what that's about.

I haven't had a nightmare for at least ten years now, it's weird.

It's hard to explain, but for the about the same length of time I've been aware that I'm dreaming while not being aware I'm dreaming... Kind of half-lucid dreaming all the time. In the dream I'll be thinking to myself "Well since this is a dream I can do this, this and this", but I only remember thinking that after I wake up.... If I was truly aware that I was dreaming I would just fly away or pop 3000 naked chicks into existence or something. It's hard to explain. :)

Along the same lines, for even farther back than that, I've always been able to 'cancel' a bad dream... If it does start to get into nightmare territory I get semi-conscious of the dream again and just start opening my eyes really wide (like this! :eek:), which seems to make me open them in real life.

I'm a freak.
 
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goodness i love Cracked lol. i read this article a few days ago on my ipod tizzouch. definitely some scary ass animals : |
 
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