Icyhot on the boys

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corvetteguy78

corvetteguy78

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Long story short....I had a personal trainer on Monday at the Gym...he wecked me and the ultimate soreness kicked on yesterday..i could barely walk upright..so i decided to put icyhot on my thighs and groin area....only.......i wiped some on my boys.....

let me tell you something about pain.......i contiplated suicide.....most painful experience i have ever imagined......

and as i write this ...i think to myself...what a great form of torture this could be for interrigations on terrorists....
 
remember that 'red hot' shit they had in high school? the extra greasy and super hot version of icy hot. i had a friend get paid $10 to rub some down on his sack. burned for hours. he couldn't get it off of there. what made it worse, while he was in the shower, the kid stole back the $10. but we couldnt' prove it.
 
corvetteguy78 said:
Long story short....I had a personal trainer on Monday at the Gym...he wacked me off and the ultimate soreness kicked on yesterday..i could barely walk upright..so i decided to put icyhot on my thighs and groin area....only.......i wiped some on my boys.....

let me tell you something about pain.......i contemplated suicide.....most painful experience i have ever imagined......

and as i write this ...i think to myself...what a great form of torture this could be for interrogations on terrorists....
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Sorry had to fix the spelling....:ph34r:
 
ive never fucked with icyhot...but sounds real bad

i know awhile back when i had poison oak on my balls from doing the pinch and roll to itch it opened up and then i put aloe vera on it...holy piss i actually cried.
 
I thought every guy knew not to Icy Hot their boys. Injen, im not even gonna ask.
 
INJEN78 said:
ive never fucked with icyhot...but sounds real bad

i know awhile back when i had poison oak on my balls from doing a guy in the woods behind a rest stop at night and then i put aloe vera on it...holy piss i actually cried.
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Fixed it for you
 
Middle school baseball I would always Icy Hot my shoulder and elbow before games. I've had problem with them forever, but anyway I had it on the bus. One kid dared are all-star, dumbass shortstop to hit the boys with it. He had to sit out the entire game. Sat in the corner, at the end of the bench, moaning in pain. I knew what would happen, but I got to play center when they moved the starter to short. I was happy.
 
Someone should dare one of their friends to use Icyhot as a lube during masturbation.
 
This is why I never messed with Icyhot when I was playing football or baseball. I know guys that have gotten it on their junk or rubbed the shit in their eyes because they didn't get it all washed off.
 
in basic after one of the more retardedly long runs they had us do, i was icy hoting my calf muscle on my right leg

had to piss

without thinking i walked right up to the urinal and proceeded to get icy hot on my junk


:huh: -- :unsure: -- :blink: -- :shocked: -- :shocked: -- :eek: -- :shocked:


:doh2:
 
for the record:
icy hot on the junk is no where near as painful as a 250,000v stun gun to the junk
 
that story is in a thread somewhere around here
 
here i found it for you

E_SolSi said:
ok here goes....

first off this was a 250,000 volt stun gun...

saw one of the little shits that always use to hang around, and decided "hey I'm gunna hit him with the stun gun LMAO"
went to zap him in the nuts but the damn safety was on
so he got away free
later that day I'm in the car with one of my friends telling him about how I almost got the kid with the stun gun
"yeah man, I had the stun gun on his nuts like this.... pulled the trigger.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
the fucking safety wasn't on this time
I don't know how long the stun gun was on for, all i know is I took 250,000 volts to the junk
I doubled over in pain
somehow managed to open the door of the car
fell out onto the ground
still curled up in a ball
started puking

I've been kicked in the nuts before and I will say with no hesitation that getting kicked in the nuts feels like getting a BJ compared to a stun gun
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there ya go :)
 
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