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Everything here is closing. like 10 schools are shut down for the rest of the week, all after school programs are canceled in schools that aren't sick... it's just nuts.

its a frigging flu.

no one ever closed shit when half the class had the flu back in the day.

I guess this is step 17 in the pusification of america.
 
only step 17? this shit has been going on for years. welcome to government propaganda. step 32, give kids time out of school. when they turn 18, they'll vote for the president who "saved them" from swine flu and gave them free days off.
 
If we're lucky swine flu will turn everyone into zombies. Then we can go zombie hunting. Who wants to build the fort?
 
step 17.......... pork the other pink meat.
 
People were showing up at like 2am to get in line at places they were giving free vaccines this weekend.

Swine flu, bird flu, west nile, ebola, etc etc etc.

Can't wait to see what's next.
 
I remember days when people went to school on the school bus, even if there was 2-3 inches of snow either on the ground or being in the forecast.

It's all about lawsuits. If the school knows of something that is going around (flu) and they don't put a stop to classes ASAP they might get sued.
 
I know I am not looking forward to explaining to my son why everyone is such a pussy when he grows. up.
 
We need to put warning labels on motorcycle exhaust pipes now. Did you expect anything less?
 
My real estate agent told me today that her son has it. I guess it's no worse an experience than the regular flue.
 
Can we just forget about this damn swine flu like we did with SARs, mad cow, west nile, the poop infested spinach and all the other stupid shit people have gotten so worked up over? Im so sick of hearing about this.
 
They sent home a 10 page packet of info with my kid from school pushing for parents to sign the little people up to be innoculated. Hey that rhymes with indoctrinated.

Anyhow, the wife handed it to me and I handed it to the shredder.

Totally fucking ridiculous. Unfortunately I know we're in the vast minority with our thinking.
 
If we're lucky swine flu will turn everyone into zombies. Then we can go zombie hunting. Who wants to build the fort?


:nod: :yes: :thumbsup: :sniper:

i can only hope

People were showing up at like 2am to get in line at places they were giving free vaccines this weekend.

Swine flu, bird flu, west nile, ebola, etc etc etc.

Can't wait to see what's next.

ebola?!?! the T-Rex of the virus world.... and your putting it up there with those piles of shit...
 
well we should all at least know what to look out for


http://www.giantmicrobes.com/us/products/swineflu.html
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know your enemy
 
It looks like someone stuck an Atomic Fireball in a Peep that spent some time in a microwave. Or an even gayer Barney with pink eye.
 
University president just sent this out:
To prevent the spread of viruses like seasonal and H1N1 flu, avoid sharing bottles and drinking containers with others. Also, avoid putting your hands in bowls of candy, chips and snacks. Germs can spread these ways. And if you are ill with flulike symptoms, please practice social distancing by staying home and avoiding others. No party is worth exposing others to the flu and potentially making your friends sick.

In otherwords: Make yourself a fucking hermit, don't fuck, kiss, touch, smell, or look any any other human being (or pig) until this whole fucking thing is over. Infact, you may just want to tape up all your windows and cracks in your doors. If you do get hungry during this time, please try to be conservative as you may die if you enter the real world, so try eating small pieces of wood, or fabric from your tiny, bathroomless rooms.
 
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