nerds: google pulls a funny

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thats terrible. im not even that nerdy. my wife even thought that was terrible.

ps, im the guy that changed the mysql prompt on every server to:

Would you like to play a game?>
 
User-agent: Kids
Disallow: /tricks
Allow: /treats

funny shit right there
 
robots.txt is a txt file desgined to keep robots out of stuff you don't want them to see.
we use one as well...
https://hondaswap.com/robots.txt

ia_archiver is the user agent name for the bot that works for archive.org. This lets them save everything.
slurp crawl delay because yahoo bot goes nuts (like 300k requests a second some times)
everyone else, i don't want to them to index any junk content. all of our pages that i care about indexing in search engines end in / or .html. Thus, any php pages, js, cfm, asp, etc etc i do not want the search bots to waste any time indexing, so i dsiallow them.

now, obviously there's not user-agent of "kids".... so google pulled a funny and is allowing treats but not tricks :D
 
lol, b just went through a little snipit. you'd probably have a gun in your mouth if he told you all the shit he's done to this forum.
 
That or my head would explode on it's own. I kick ass at basic html and css and flash but if anyone tells me they want php or to use a database I am fucked.
 
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