Tiger woods joke
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92stoccord
Big Member
How did the famous golf player get two women? He's got "Tiger Woodies"
yeah you click on the rep icon and click disapprove
95b16coupe
Well-Known Member
wow injen welcome to thing only the that has been on the web/tv/radio for the last week.
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wow. seriously?
He's also lion.
wow...
went backwards with your sentence for 3 words
Simon: Are you Alliance?
Jubal Early: Am I a lion?
Simon: What?
Jubal Early: I don't think of myself as a lion. You might as well though, I have a mighty roar.
Simon: I said "Alliance."
Jubal Early: Oh, I thought...
Simon: No, I was...
Jubal Early: That's weird.
/threadjack
Some repeats, but Im just copying and pasting from Gixxer.com
One[FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. [/FONT]
[FONT="]Two[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. [/FONT]
[FONT="]Three[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Four:[/FONT][FONT="]
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing[/FONT]
[FONT="]Five[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Six[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?[/FONT]
[FONT="]Seven[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards[/FONT]
[FONT="]Eight[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Nine[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree[/FONT]
[FONT="]Ten[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife[/FONT]
One[FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. [/FONT]
[FONT="]Two[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. [/FONT]
[FONT="]Three[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Four:[/FONT][FONT="]
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing[/FONT]
[FONT="]Five[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Six[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?[/FONT]
[FONT="]Seven[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards[/FONT]
[FONT="]Eight[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Nine[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree[/FONT]
[FONT="]Ten[/FONT][FONT="]:[/FONT][FONT="]
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife[/FONT]
95b16coupe
Well-Known Member
go to a website other than hondaswap or youporn.com and you'll get your answer.
oh wait, it's on here too. look at claytons "awesome cg" thread.
I don't know the details either. I also don't care. But I'll laugh at the jokes.
