I found my hat!

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Walking passed my mom's car, I just happened to be looking in the back window at the right angle to see half of my hat poking out from under the driver's seat. I was expecting to see nothing more than one sexy son of a bitch in the reflection, but I got a little extra satisfaction this time.

I bought a Spy cap that fit me perfectly, had it for less than a week, and lost it over 2 weeks ago. I think yesterday was finally the breaking point where I said to myself "Fuck it, it's gone" and I find it a day later. I still don't remember why I was even in her car. I feel like I just got a sweet hat for free.

I know I'm not the only one this has happened to and this sure isn't the first time. I have about 3 capos because I always find the previous one right after I purchase another. I know some of you have a story to top mine.
 
I had a awesome Korn hat that I loved, fit me great. One day going down the street with a buddy, idk why but I was moving around in the front of his dads new jeep wrangler and my hat went out the window. We turned around not even .1 miles down the road to get it, and that BITCH WAS GONE. I didnt see any one in the street, no one passed us and it was no where to be found. I'm still pissed to this day about it.
 
lol.

My buddy is constantly losing shit on his bike. Hats, glasses and etc. He lost his phone hauling ass down one of the many desolate roads out here and actually found it. Lucky sob.
 
Kanned said:
lol.

My buddy is constantly losing shit on his bike. Hats, glasses and etc. He lost his phone hauling ass down one of the many desolate roads out here and actually found it. Lucky sob.
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One of my buddies lost their phone on the road once and never found it but later in the month it would call me in the middle of the night and leave me very strange voice mails. :huh:
 
My wife lost her phone in a snowbank at a lake that's about 60 miles out of town. The next spring, one of her friends happened to stumble across it, charged it, turned it on to figure out who's it was, and recognized immediately from the contacts that it was someone she knew.

Astronomically improbable odds.
 
That's some eerie stuff about those voice mails. Sound like a person leaving them to screw with you or just creepy sounds?

Klyph: Damn, impressive. I bet everyone was shitting bricks over that for a while.
 
I got drunk and lost a hat once.

And by once I meant at least 5 times.
 
klyph said:
My wife lost her phone in a snowbank at a lake that's about 60 miles out of town. The next spring, one of her friends happened to stumble across it, charged it, turned it on to figure out who's it was, and recognized immediately from the contacts that it was someone she knew.

Astronomically improbable odds.
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Wait when did you get married? I missed all that.
 
UNDR8D said:
Wait when did you get married? I missed all that.
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Shit how should I know. One day I was single and happy, the next, my nuts were in a jar and a leash was tightly around my neck.

Beware of females, BEWARE!
 
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