Just get a large, Farva

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Unbelievable...well actually very believable
 
Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.

What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?

No, I just told him that so he makes it good. Don't spit in that cop's burger.

Roger, holding the spit.
 
Hey, Farva what's the restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
 
Yknow these guys would show up and defend those kids if someone was threatening their life...but they feel the need to be douchebags because they walk around in Fubu gear with a little bit of shwag ass weed in their pocket thinking they are fuckin thugs.
 
I would have mixed it in with the mayo so he wouldn't notice.
 
I heard a story about a kid in an Asian restaurant that jizzed in the special sauce and gave a guy AIDS...I don't know if it was true though
 
There is no way that is true. I don't think the AIDS virus can survive outside the body for more than a minute or so.
 
There is no way that is true. I don't think the AIDS virus can survive outside the body for more than a minute or so.

a couple minutes at most. even the concept is pretty gross though.
 
AIDS isn't a virus, it's a condition/syndrome. HIV is the virus. I'm sure it can survive outside the body longer than a few minutes. People get HIV from blood transfusions.
 
AIDS isn't a virus, it's a condition/syndrome. HIV is the virus. I'm sure it can survive outside the body longer than a few minutes. People get HIV from blood transfusions.

Win and win...you deserve points for that!
 
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