And The Mother of the Week award goes too....

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wow. low standards in akron.

I'm surprised she didn't go for a benz or a range.
 
Tell her you'll trade her a Pink convertible Eclipse for an entire album of digital nudes that she has to send to an anonymous email address, in advance of you giving her any of your personal information.

$10 says she will do it.

:popcorn:
 
Now that Im in for! :popcorn:
But wait, do you really think we wanna see them? :eek:
 
Some cantankerous slut wanted to pay $300 for a sports car but she left her phone number and email address in the ad so we were going to email her and trick her into giving us digital nudes in exchange for a fictitious car.
 
it was along these lines;

y0 i gotz to get muh self a dope ryde
i iz lookin fer a sportz car somethin mad tyte like a mustang er a civic
i dont be wantin no piece of shit neither y0 cuz i gotz kids and shit an i be needen to keep dem safe
so what you got? i got $300 ta werk wif but i am willin ta suck sum dik or get gang banged to make up da differenz
hit me up on mah cell 555-555-5555 er sen me a email at cumguzzlinggutterslut@parentoftheyear.com
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might not be exactly what it said... but damn close
 
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