The Aspirin Tax
I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN, BECAUSE IT'S WHITE AND IT WORKS..
I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 40% TAX ON ASPIRIN, BECAUSE IT'S WHITE AND IT WORKS..
Today's Lame Joke
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lol. rep.
damien360kl
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lmao
RickParker
New Member
deff. good shit!! rep
Conversation I had today:
Me- I need to move out.
Her- Handle it.
Me- Pay for it...
Her- Not a chance, stop being a gold digger.
Me- Not a gold digger. Just looking for a hand out. Duh. Just pretend I'm already on welfare and have 6 children by 5 different women. None of which I'm supporting.
Her- OMG, that's so depressing, I'll definitely pay your rent. You're so convincing.
Me- I need to move out.
Her- Handle it.
Me- Pay for it...
Her- Not a chance, stop being a gold digger.
Me- Not a gold digger. Just looking for a hand out. Duh. Just pretend I'm already on welfare and have 6 children by 5 different women. None of which I'm supporting.
Her- OMG, that's so depressing, I'll definitely pay your rent. You're so convincing.
UNDR8D
...has a job!
Wait what?
He was making the point that America's downward spiral into a socialist welfare state is directly tied to female suffrage.
The fact that he's banging his grandmother has no bearing on the fact that women's suffrage is the worst thing to ever happen to this country.
Also, narwhals.
She's actually 21. She just has money.
