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I know this is far from the first cry for help on this topic from me or anyone else here, but maybe someone can provide some decent advice.

Topic says it, I need to take a girl out and am drawing a blank. I've done some typical and not so typical stuff, but I'm brain farting on this one. Evenings aren't typically all that exciting in my small town.

You all know the drill... No movies or anything that will stop us from talking the whole time. Nothing like hiking that will get us all sweaty, because dinner will be in the equation and it's a hassle to have to drive all the way back to my place to shower(not to mention a bit personal for first date).

She: Isn't 21, so that rules some stuff out. Enjoys reading and has boobs.

Me: Likes boobs. Lots.

I can give some background if asked, but it doesn't need to be all that personal. Not someone I've been friends with for years or anything. If you come up with something decent that I use, I'll post a pic or two for ya.
 
best first date i have ever had: went out to eat at a restaurant of her choosing, then we walked around downtown for 5 hours doing nothing but talking.

been together going on 5 years.
 
Well I like Invisible's contribution but.......

If you have to force it...and you really want to just rail this little slut...I recommend anything that provides a distraction and great entertainment, but still allows you to interact. Movies are a terrible idea. There is no interaction and it is always awkward when you leave like "so did you like it?" No, now suck my fuckin cock. Anyway:

Are there any amusement parks or nice arcades within driving distance? Play air hockey then play tonsil hockey then play cock hockey.

Maybe you could take her to an all ages comedy show. If you can make a girl laugh she will fuck you (or tug, suck, whatev...?)

What does she like to read? C.S. Lewis was born somewhere in Florida. Maybe it is near you and you can take her on a tour of some shit. She would have to like him though.

Is there an 18+ casino in the area? That would be fun.
 
Well I like Invisible's contribution but.......

If you have to force it...and you really want to just rail this little slut...I recommend anything that provides a distraction and great entertainment, but still allows you to interact. Movies are a terrible idea. There is no interaction and it is always awkward when you leave like "so did you like it?" No, now suck my fuckin cock. Anyway:

Are there any amusement parks or nice arcades within driving distance? Play air hockey then play tonsil hockey then play cock hockey.

Maybe you could take her to an all ages comedy show. If you can make a girl laugh she will fuck you (or tug, suck, whatev...?)

What does she like to read? C.S. Lewis was born somewhere in Florida. Maybe it is near you and you can take her on a tour of some shit. She would have to like him though.

Is there an 18+ casino in the area? That would be fun.
You do not strike me as a C.S. Lewis fan.

At all.
 
Well there are a lot of things you don't know about me. That's why I'm under rated lol
 
Sorry, but I have none. It will have to wait.

best first date i have ever had: went out to eat at a restaurant of her choosing, then we walked around downtown for 5 hours doing nothing but talking.

been together going on 5 years.
That's my ideal date with someone I actually like, but it doesn't happen all that often. Congrats on your luck.
taco bell, liquor store, porn shop...

/thread
Really? How do you expect me to take you seriously when you say shit like that? We both know that taco bell is the LAST place you go, not the first. Nothing turns a girl on more than a five layer burrito and some cinnamon twists.

Cemetary picnic. You'll get to at least 2nd base or I'll eat my parka.
Wow, I don't have the balls to pull that off, but I actually believe it. It sounds so hipster, and quite frankly, I don't have a scarf for casual cemetery wear.

Gayyyyy. lol, but maybe I could spawn some ideas off of those.
Well I like Invisible's contribution but.......

If you have to force it...and you really want to just rail this little slut...I recommend anything that provides a distraction and great entertainment, but still allows you to interact. Movies are a terrible idea. There is no interaction and it is always awkward when you leave like "so did you like it?" No, now suck my fuckin cock. Anyway:

Are there any amusement parks or nice arcades within driving distance? Play air hockey then play tonsil hockey then play cock hockey.

Maybe you could take her to an all ages comedy show. If you can make a girl laugh she will fuck you (or tug, suck, whatev...?)

What does she like to read? C.S. Lewis was born somewhere in Florida. Maybe it is near you and you can take her on a tour of some shit. She would have to like him though.

Is there an 18+ casino in the area? That would be fun.
LMFAO! Comedy fucking gold.

Regardless of whether I want to get my dick wet or enjoy their company, I agree whole heartedly with movies fucking sucking. Unless you do the 'ole penis in the popcorn bucket trick.

Closest parks are 2 hours away, but it's a possibility. We've established that we both like getting out of town and she trusts me enough(*falsetto voice* mistaaaaaaake). Something to consider and possible hotel room fun time.

I did indeed look at the hard rock casino's performance line up and was considering a comedy or music show. Good call.

We didn't talk to much about books, as I don't read much myself. Or at all lol. I don't own a tv either, so those are two topics I can't relate on :( But again, awesome suggestion. She also loves antiquing(fuck me...), so she would definitely like something like that.

Again with the hard rock, we could do some gambling. Damn, you're on top of your game for a married man. I can see why you landed such a babe.

To clarify, she is actually someone I'm interested in and we have gotten caught up bullshitting after school for hours at a time. I'm not exactly trying to make her my wife, but I'm aiming at taking it easy.
 
Mini-golf. Outdoors. You can talk the whole time. She'll probably suck at it. You might or at least can pretend to suck at it. Makes for a more comfortable environment. I even like to make a wager with the girl about who is going to win, then I make sure we tie (sometimes difficult), or I lose. Hasn't failed me yet.
 
Beach Trip + Car full of booze. Park w/in walking distance to the beach and bring plenty of ice. I am sure FL has plenty of beaches . . if you live close to a beach drive (out of town) to a further one :)

In Springfield MA a good date spot is the Smith & Wesson factory . . can shoot a variety of handguns as long as you pay for the ammo. No firearms id needed.

Cemetery Picnic is the best idea in the thread. Be sure to go at night.
 
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To clarify, she is actually someone I'm interested in and we have gotten caught up bullshitting after school for hours at a time. I'm not exactly trying to make her my wife, but I'm aiming at taking it easy.

This statement indicates to me that you could probably do pretty much anything and have a good time.

My best dates have always been going to a metro area, eating food, and walking around talking the whole time. This is what I did with my wife on our first "date".

If you are good together it will be pure synergy. If it isn't then move on I guess.
 
Yeah definitely with undr8d.

I typically will only "date" a chick that I can get a beer/coffee with and literally talk to for a couple hours.




My girl now, we used to meet up for coffee every saturday for a few months before we started "dating" again and definitely had the ability to bullshit for a long time. I don't live near her so I talk to her every day on the phone and typically over the last 7-8 months, (5dating) haven't lost that bullshitting ability. Something I crave when I date.
 
The girlfriend read through the thread and suggested bowling and dinner. More or less along the same line as the mini golf suggestion. Another idea was pack a lunch/dinner and head to the beach to watch a sunset.
 
You live in FL? There must be 1 day cruises from Miami and Ft Lauderdale to the Bahamas if you have any kind of money, should be cheap, just an idea.
 
You live in FL? There must be 1 day cruises from Miami and Ft Lauderdale to the Bahamas if you have any kind of money, should be cheap, just an idea.

Snorkeling trips rock . . ocean fishing trip . . . something dope she doesnt usually get to do.

Do the snorkeling trip, bring an underwater disposable cam, let the fish do the rest :p
 
slushbox. fuckin genius. go with that. that kid has his shit on lock down lol
 
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