Saw Another Idiot Today.

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GlassHeadlights

West West Yall
I work at a full serve gas station in a small town so I see everybody. Just before closing my co-worker comes in with his 5.0 Mustang. We get chatting and another 5.0 drives by. My co-worker and I start talking about Mustangs then not even 5 minutes later the same Mustang drives by going back where he came from with the front end pushed up and pushed in with coolant pouring all over the road. The car was fucked over! We laughed. :) But its scary how quick everything can go terribly worng.
 
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Wait before you jump all over his ass guys. I'm sure he just hasn't finished the story yet.

There's more, amirite?
 
Ohh Hondaswap, your quickness to mock even the most senior of members is what keeps me coming back.
 
there was no real point to the story.
there was no depth.
i, as the reader, was not completely enveloped by the writing.
wheres the punchline?

basically:

there was nothing evident to state that the driver of the wrecked mustang was doing something wrong to cause his bad luck.

this guy could have had an old lady pull out in front of him.
he could have accidentally rear ended a car, not racing though.
he could have had any number of things happen to cause the damage.

therefore, no real reason to laugh at the guy.
he had a shitty night.
and you laughed at him, im assuming bc his 5.0 was not as nice as your friends stang?


now, had you said that the guy was racing past, or burned the tires after seeing your buddies mustang, then saw that he wrecked because of some sort of douche-baggery on his part.
that would have been a really good story.


i hope that explains the feed back of your thread, and the "cool story bro" status that you have currently received.

Thank you, and good night.
(yes, im painfully aware that im making this post in the middle of the day.)

;)
 
this sounds like a story written by a stoner, who was high as fuck, and suddenly got sidetracked by oreos
 
Make sure this ending involves lasers, UFOs and bacon.
 
You guys have to realize that this is a major story up north, down here, its just another day but up there, it makes it on the local news stations.
 
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