Best/worst traffic stop ever?

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Ok so......late march 3 years ago im at my friends house. He starts smoking pot infront of me amd my leather coat so im like wtf im out. Get all mad and just drive with this kid i knew since forever. We get to this circle.....and this dude is ON my ass...like i couldnt even see his headlights...so i nail it . STILL om my ass so i short stop him flip him off....then switched religon five times cos....you guessed it, IT WAS A PIG. Pulls up.....asks me if im retarded then tells me to get ou of the car and says he will draw his gun....he runs my car grabs a walking stick from my back seat :btw my car is thrashed as it is: comes over opens the door almost hits me in the teeth with it and asks me if i beat people with it -seriously wtf- runs the rest of my car all the while its pouring and my windows are down thd captain comes up bhind us......real piece of work knee high leather boots looks walks and acts like a nazi....comes up and bitches the other cop out and tells him to let us.....to be comtinued got to pick my gf.
 
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Take a breath, write it slowly, recall every detail.

"tells him to let us" let you what?
 
ImportConvert said:
OK, so......late march 20 years ago I'm at my friends house. He starts un-zipping his pants and shuffles over the underwear to expose his nuts and #$%@ in front of me and my leather coat clad hot Russian babe that was sent over with a K-2 Visa from Kergastanias, so I'm like wtf, I'm out. Get all mad and just drive with this Swedish prostitute I've known since forever. We get to this circle jerk.....and this transvestite is in my ass...like i couldn't even see his eyebrows...so i nailed him back . STILL it's in my ass so i short stop him flip him over....then switched positions five times because....you guessed it, IT WAS BIG. Pulls up.....asks me if I came then tells me to get out my 13" dildo and says he will draw his little sisters hoohaa in crayon....he runs to my car, grabs a piece of construction paper from my back seat :btw my car is thrash as it is filled with spent condoms and bubble gum wrappers, he comes over, opens the door... it almost hits me in the butt, and asks me if I suck people with leper-syndrome -seriously wtf- he pisses all over my car all the while its pouring, my windows are down and then my mother comes up behind us......a real MILF with knee high leather boots, and looks stupid sexy, she walks and acts like a nazi sometimes....comes up and bitches the other cop out and tells him to let us fuck all at once.....to be including my girlfriend too.
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WOW...:ph34r:
 
Ok he said to not arrest us and just give me fines....capt. Leaves...i start hearing an imaginary banjo and someone say "you dun took the wrong turn boy"...he looks at me snaps the stick over his knee -which is like as thick as a quarter stick- says get in the f@>€ing car and goes.....if i ever see you again what happened to that stick will happen to you.....then the d!<k takes his riot baton and dents my right rear quarter panel......then tries to be cool and do a u turn and almost hits a telephone poll....o did i mention he took my change and my friends cellphone....anyway we leave.....and he follows us to the county line! All and all.....i got tickets 3.....breaking curfew....doing 78 in a 25.....and obstruction of traffic.......and they say drugs are bad for you.
 
perhaps if you re-write it and actually proof read it and get it into a form that makes some sense, it might be a bit better

give it another try
 
this thread makes me lol

seriously though, it sounds like some backwoods cop shit that i encountered when i used to live in rural georgia.
 
Please rewrite it. I'll give you some positive rep if you suck it up, admit you fucked up, and write it in readable english.
 
I guess I fail hardcore then. Its rather hard to type something that long on cellphone keys. I just wount tell anymore stories.
 
Basic English is the same regardless of what kind of input method you use... Just sayin....
 
get a peach to txt app or something..... or buy a computer! lol
 
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get a peach to txt app or something..... or buy a computer! lol
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^^ easier to see it if you step back from the screen a bit

and yes i just made that... well... found a site that makes ascii pics from pictures you give them, and had it made :)
 

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