The Game!

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ive never understood this whole "the game" and "you lost" thing. no one ever explains it, just says "you lost". seems dumb
 
fine, then you lose.

see, its dumb with no idea why you lose or what the game even is.
 
The Game is a game that takes over your entire life. It is played according to the following rules:

1. Whenever you think of The Game, you have to tell everyone you're with that you thought of The Game.

2. If someone that you tell doesn't know what The Game is, you have to explain The Game to them.

3. If there is no one around when you think of The Game, you have to call the person who first told you about The Game to tell them that you thought of The Game.

4. After someone says that they thought of The Game, there is a 20-minute grace period for everyone to forget about The Game before it can be brought up again.

And that's it. Annoy your friends!
Seth: Oh, Liz, I just thought of The Game.
Liz: Shut the fuck up, Seth. No one wants to hear about your stupid Game.
 
yeah that pretty much sums the whole thing up so now just accept that you know about the game and you will always and forever lose The Game.
 
Some burnt out hippie came up with this shit to impress 16 year old girls he was trying to molest.
 
1. The Game is The Game. (You'd be amazed at how many people dont actually understand this first extremeley simple fact.)

2. The object, or aim, of The Game is not to think about The Game.

3. If you think about The Game, you have lost The Game.

4. (a) If you lose The Game, you must instantly declare it to everyone around you in some manner of communication, usually by exclaiming loudly "I've lost The Game". Consequently, everyone else will then have thought of The Game, and subsequently lost it.

(b)If someone tells you they have lost The Game, you your...

And I know it to be true that some burnt out hippie thought of this shit to seem like some old mystic or some shit that was highly enlightened to get into some 16 year old panties.
 
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