Need a good ice breaker

[99sidude]

......For a best man speech I gotta do this Saturday. I've gotten the meat and potatoes of this thing finished. I'm just nervous as hell about speaking in front of 400 people. I just need a good line to break the ice and set a good mood for the rest. I know most of you regulars here are much wittier than myself. What do you got?

 

[jeffie7]

Lets go fuck some whores!

Ronnie the limo driver did that one not too long ago lol. Howard was pissed at him giving him a bad name.

 

[Jeef]

Advice, don't chug jager right before the speech.

If she's hot. Tonights a sad night, another beautiful woman is being taken off the market.

 

[99sidude]

Advice, don't chug jager right before the speech

I got that. I gotta hit the right balance where I'm loose and confident, not belligerent and a jackass.

 

[95b16coupe]

 

[99sidude]

BAAHAHAHA that is awesome. +rep if I could.

 

[92stoccord]

YouTube - The Hangover "Wolf Pack Speech"

 

[Drake]

BAAHAHAHA that is awesome. +rep if I could.

Got it.

Every best man speech I have heard is done by a drunk ass best man. Two speeches I heard both included a story about pissing on something.