NSFD Not Safe For Driving

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^ Thats still better than doing your makeup or shaving ur upper lip while driving...
 
Cashizslick said:
^ Thats still better than doing your makeup or shaving ur upper lip while driving...
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True. I'm a chick, and I wear makeup, and I run late for work very often, but I don't EVER do my makeup while I drive.

This may be because I drive too fast, but that's beside the point...

It's so freakin dangerous. It's not going to matter if you are clean shaven or have fresh makeup on if you run off the road and flip your vehicle into a ditch... :confused: Well, that is, unless your objective is to try and pick up the nurse at the ER... Hmmm...
 
I am waiting on the day some bitch is putting on eyeliner and just rear ends someone and the airbag pushes the eyeliner pencil into her stupid fucking brain...
 
tinctorus said:
I am waiting on the day some bitch is putting on eyeliner and just rear ends someone and the airbag pushes the eyeliner pencil into her stupid fucking brain...
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wow. :eek:o
 
tinctorus said:
I am waiting on the day some bitch is putting on eyeliner and just rear ends someone and the airbag pushes the eyeliner pencil into her stupid fucking brain...
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While I agree with your logic, you are lacking tact in this statement sir.
 
I have no idea what the person who ran me off the road was doing while driving too fast. If I ever find them, I will probably have to exercise a great deal of self restraint not to break *both* their legs then total their car.
 
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