Stupid facebook status argument template

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95b16coupe

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have any friends that post dumbass shit on facebook? then it starts an online war? here is a scary accurate rundown.

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E doesn't have one either.

i wish i could get rid of it. unfortunately the networking power of it is uncomparable.

Nothing got more people laid in my college years than facebook. Without my dry streaks would have been much larger, and my wittiness unknown to the masses.
 
it's brought me back in touch with at least 200 people whom i'd likely never see/hear from again otherwise.

old high school friends that lost touch
college buddies
even past job friends
 
i use facebook solely for the fact that it enables me to keep in touch with people that i have minimal care about.
that way, i dont have to worry about talking to them on the phone.
 
it's brought me back in touch with at least 200 people whom i'd likely never see/hear from again otherwise.

I think hearing from those people in my life again would be a waste.

None of them come visit, or even live near me anymore.

I no longer have a car so i cant normally visit them.

Their lives are probably totally different now.

They probably dont care about my life.

I really dont care what they’re up to.

It would only be a distraction =/.

Besides, my life is fine now =).
 
I'm with cash. If I wanted to keep in touch, I would have. It's not like I reunited with my bff because of Facebook. However, Ive had more than enough fucking exes track me down. Delete delete delete those bitches. Trust me.
 
i use facebook solely for the fact that it enables me to keep in touch with people that i have minimal care about.
that way, i dont have to worry about talking to them on the phone.

:werd: Though, I do have a lot of friends on there that I use to keep in contact with. One friend we use FB because his wife monitors his phone!
 
haha, I usually take a combined role of the Bait Taker and the Lazy Activist.. this is so perfect.. lmao.
 
I think hearing from those people in my life again would be a waste.

Their lives are probably totally different now.

They probably dont care about my life.

I really dont care what they’re up to.

It would only be a distraction =/.

Besides, my life is fine now =).

You pretty much said it. no Face Book either.
 
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