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sweet, i was trying to check it right after midnight but the site wouldnt load.

edit: the woot shirt reckoning has some awesome ones.

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on 3/9/2011, you successfully wooted.

order 32912xxx

You want 1

Bag of Crap
You ordered 3 Random Crap.

which each cost$3.00 for a subtotal of$3.00 plus shipping + $5.00 for a total of$8.00



:D
 
on 3/9/2011, you successfully wooted.

order 32xxxxxx

You want 1

Bag of Crap

You ordered 3 Random Crap.

which each cost $3.00
for a subtotal of $3.00
plus shipping + $5.00
for a total of $8.00


:D
 
Fuck balls dicks cocks god damnit it didn't load and i missed it.
 
Bag O’ Crap LXI: Crap Springs Eternal

Woot, stop trying to tell me what I want. I know I want what’s in that bag. Whatever it is.

Every time you guys sell the mighty BOC, you go on and on about “this junk is worthless†and “no, for real, you don’t want this†and “we are very serious about the fact that you do not want this total garbage in your home or office.â€
Who died and made you my governess? I’M telling YOU that I DO want that total garbage. And all the warnings in the world won’t change my mind. So shut up, get out of the way, and give me what I want: a Bag O’ Crap.
I just hope it’s better than the last one I got. That one sucked.

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v3.0
I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items.
II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours.
III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap.

IV. Thou shalt not expect better crap just because things are different this time. Crap is crap.
V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.



:D
 
fuck me and the Cox I have for a service provider....:(
 
I hate you guys and your bags of crap.

P.S

can you send a unopened box with a bag of crap in it to me? I want to feel the excitement that comes from opening a bag of crap for myself. I bet it's like Christmas back in the 80s.

P.S.S did I tell you that I hate you all?
 
So for those of you that have gotten a BOC, what was in them?

all random shit. Search under E's name, he has a thread with all his BOC's listed.


Maybe i should auction off my BOC. lol

E and I got similar items last time, so i'll let him open his first, and see if i want to open mine/keep it or not :D
 
I bet you could take all the crap from the bags of crap and resell them as "crappiest bag of crap". Probably even sell it for a premium.

So far all I have seen is the value of opening up a random box of shot. I don't think there was one thing i would actually want in any of them.
 
ive gotten a few things that i like and kept.... some other stuff that has made nice give away type stuff to friends and family... always worth more than the $8 i spent

but yeah its mostly about the classic feeling of knowing you are getting SOMETHING, but having no idea what it will be... spending 8 bucks to feel like a kid again is money well spent in my eyes


and the bragging rights are pretty sweet too ;)

for those keeping track this will be my 6th BOC :D
 
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