hipster traps

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One of the posters on Gawker raises a good point. What do you do with a hipster once you trap it? I suppose if I caught one around here I could go release it in Seattle. Which I may have to start proactively trapping them before it becomes to big a problem. The coffee shops around town are starting to get out of control.
 
One of the posters on Gawker raises a good point. What do you do with a hipster once you trap it?

two options

1) sterilize it so it doesn't procreate

or

2) let it die a miserable death and leave it in the trap. hopefully the other hipsters will see it and either change their errant ways or flee to "hipster colonies".
 
one thing i cant understand.

what is the basis for the hipsters' gravitation to PBR? i dont get it.
 
one thing i cant understand.

what is the basis for the hipsters' gravitation to PBR? i dont get it.

it's cheap, shit beer. hipsters don't like ANYTHING good.

they wear flannel shirts, skinny jeans, cheap beer, don't bathe. they do anything they can to spend no money at all. they just try and be anti-mainstream. and all it does is group them into a really lame culture.

emo>hipster......and that is terrible.
 
the ones here love starbucks, and in downtown franklin, we have a good deal of choices for coffee shops, but they choose the one that costs double and tastes like shit.

i need to make one of these and put it outside the starbucks.
 
the ones here love starbucks, and in downtown franklin, we have a good deal of choices for coffee shops, but they choose the one that costs double and tastes like shit.

i need to make one of these and put it outside the starbucks.

Do the other ones offer free wifi? Whats the point of spending money on coffee if you cant announce it to the world?
 
I miss starbucks at least what it was years ago. I remember when their lattes tasted like coffee. Now everything is miked down way too much or they just use normal coffee rather then espresso I can't figure out why none of their drinks outside of straight coffee doesn't taste like coffee anymore.

Whole Foods coffee > > > > > Star bucks
 
Do the other ones offer free wifi? Whats the point of spending money on coffee if you cant announce it to the world?

You're not one to make stupid post.... what happened man!

It's called an Iphone and now that it's on Verizon wireless they get unlimited data. Although any true hipster has had an Iphone since day one so ATT still allows them to have unlimited data.
 
You're not one to make stupid post.... what happened man!

lol

It's called an Iphone and now that it's on Verizon wireless they get unlimited data. Although any true hipster has had an Iphone since day one so ATT still allows them to have unlimited data.

Yeah I forgot - they now have the ability to broadcast their worthless opinions from any location in the lower 48 states. Wonderful.
 
Do the other ones offer free wifi? Whats the point of spending money on coffee if you cant announce it to the world?


actually, the starbucks here is the only place that charges for wifi.

at the one here, you have to have an account or you have to purchase an account to use the wireless at starbucks, the other places offer free wifi.
 
haha I love the coments

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