I was sitting minding my own business at my kitchen table this morning, enjoying my first cup of coffee and a relaxing day off, and I hear a motor revving outside. I get up and walk to the front door just in time to see a truck backing out of my neighbors driveway and over my mailbox. Snapped the fucking post off right at ground level.
Then she proceeds down the street and stops at the house she was apparently looking for. I drive down to ask her what the fuck it did to deserve that fate, and she denies the whole thing.
I just put the fucking think in 5 months ago. Stupid cunt.
Then she proceeds down the street and stops at the house she was apparently looking for. I drive down to ask her what the fuck it did to deserve that fate, and she denies the whole thing.
I just put the fucking think in 5 months ago. Stupid cunt.