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D16Civic

Matt
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I was sitting minding my own business at my kitchen table this morning, enjoying my first cup of coffee and a relaxing day off, and I hear a motor revving outside. I get up and walk to the front door just in time to see a truck backing out of my neighbors driveway and over my mailbox. Snapped the fucking post off right at ground level.

Then she proceeds down the street and stops at the house she was apparently looking for. I drive down to ask her what the fuck it did to deserve that fate, and she denies the whole thing.

I just put the fucking think in 5 months ago. Stupid cunt.
 
unless you called the cops or pimp slapped the shit out of her, this story sucks. B's garbage truck stories are way better.
 
95b16coupe said:
unless you called the cops or pimp slapped the shit out of her, this story sucks. B's garbage truck stories are way better.
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you mean mailtruck/garbage can :)

but seriously, did you even get a plate number? or a "hows my driving" number? :lol:
 
Nah once I saw the Ohio plates I realized reasoning with her was out of the question.

I'm just bitching about it on the internet instead.
 
you should go back out while she's parked and back into her car and drive off. her crime is technically a hit and run/vandalism.
 
Yeah my little civic against her full size chevy pickup.

All in all, it cost me a bag of concrete and a 4x4 post. I have one of those slip on pvc mailboxes. It was more aggravation and irritation that I had just done it a few months back.

Maybe I'll go see if she'll pay for the beer that I was forced to consume to complete the job correctly.
 
A good donkey kick to the fender might have gotten your point across. Her word vs yours I suppose. Make sure to wipe off the shoe print! Haha
 
Why is it when women drivers from Ohio go to any other state, they drive like fucking retards? Yet in state, they drive the speed limit, actually obey lights, and don't cut people off?
 
Ohioswap.com... I'm reserving the domain... I see a revolt coming lol

Eh, women drivers suck in state too. But at least we're not Pennsylvania.
 
92stoccord said:
Ohioswap.com... I'm reserving the domain... I see a revolt coming lol

Eh, women drivers suck in state too. But at least we're not Pennsylvania.
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I HATE PA drivers. They must have had a meeting as a group to agree to block the whole lane when turning left, because not a single one moves over an inch when turning. Coming to a complete stop before making a right on green is fun too. PA drivers suck on the whole... and fuck the Phillies too.
 
Let's face it guys, none of us will ever be the Finnish.
 
PA drivers are way worse than Ohio drivers. Hands down. I nearly had a heart attack every single morning on the way to work in/around Pittsburgh. Every.single.mother.fucker asleep at the wheel doing 50 mph in self-imposed gridlock on a 65 mph highway. I'm flipping through cars looking around for signs of a zombie take over, wondering why these people are on the road so early if they don't have anywhere they are in a hurry to get to.
 
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