Zombie invasion set to hit

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Delaware County emergency services will hold a simulated zombie outbreak on Oct. 31st during which responders will contain and decontaminate “zombies” and treat them to restore them to their “normal human selves,” Emergency Management Agency director Brian Galligher said.

Looking for up to 350 volunteers. Thats a lot of zombies. I sure hope anyone who has been stockpiling arms for the real thing sees the article before the drill. lol :sniper:




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decontaminate “zombies” and treat them to restore them to their “normal human selves,”

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dont these fuckers know anything


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i like chainsaws. zombie flesh is soft, chainsaws cut through like a hot knife through butter. the only downside is mobility. but 1 on 1, nothing beats a chainsaw.
 
Man, I really wish I could reach the top of that 1st floor roof, good thing I've got a 6 foot reach with a hook at the end... But these zombies may prove to be a nuisance... Good thing its also made of metal! *clang
 
92stoccord said:
Crowbar, motherfucker.

Spot on. Bladed weapons get stuck. Axes, swords even chainsaws hit bone and bind up. A crowbar or that badass one Stanley or whoever makes is where its at.
 
yeah the FuBar is badass

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i like chainsaws. zombie flesh is soft, chainsaws cut through like a hot knife through butter. the only downside is mobility. but 1 on 1, nothing beats a chainsaw.

Even if it doesn't manage to get stuck, you're spraying zombie blood and guts every which way... If you've got even one tiny scratch you could get yourself or others infected.
 
Guessing it'd go through eyes, ears, mouth, and nose as well.
 
Drum fed shotgun...like the AA-12. I don't want to get close enough to have to use a crow bar. I think 20-30 feet would be my comfort zone which puts them right within splatter range of a mid-size game pattern.
 
I'm all about the .22lr. Lots and lots of ammo kicking around.
 
Drum fed shotgun...like the AA-12. I don't want to get close enough to have to use a crow bar. I think 20-30 feet would be my comfort zone which puts them right within splatter range of a mid-size game pattern.

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