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Celerity

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I rarely get a chance to stop by and check in. I've been thumbing through pages and pages of people's posts, but missing a lot of stuff. Or a lot of stuff that doesn't make sense. Like awptickes getting blown by some blonde hussy. Doesn't compute.

It's all taken out of context.

I see some of your stuff on facebook - but even that piece of shit site is getting less and less screentime. The nice thing is, on facebook I've forgotten just about all of your handles.

So what's been cooking ?
 
Well since youve been gone I dont talk to the busty blonde that caused me trouble in the past... :dunno:
 
Running a computer shop since February this year. I don't own it, but things are coming along.

Final payment on my civic goes to the bank as soon as I get paid this month.
 
Building huge houses for unholy rich doctors and lawyers. Interesting perspective on life.
 
Santa's a worthless drunk who sold out to multinational corporations and now drowns his guilt in Jim beam.
 
You think Jim Beam is decent?

My wife and I moved to California. I manage a small fabrication shop and she is an assistant manager at a Chase branch. Things are good.

I must have missed the Celerity got married thread. Was it to the young girl you were writing crazy poetry about?
 
Driving buses. Getting money. Not fucking bitches. That may change.

Just may have sold my CRX, own 2 bikes. You know. You probably hardly remember me lol :dunno:
 
On my last class for my Masters in accounting. Still broke. Only thing that's really changed is I get even less pussy.
 
On my last class for my Masters in accounting. Still broke. Only thing that's really changed is I get even less pussy.

I recommend you take some extra classes and keep milking that school thing. The job market is still pretty dismal...But of course best of luck to you.
 
Just working away, got engaged a few months ago. Pretty much sums it up for me.
 
Working for a large fortune 200 company writing contracts. Yay. I wear a suit and tie and Kneepads.

Opportunity is knocking and already got my first promotion within a year climbing the dick ladder one at a time.
 
Well since youve been gone I dont talk to the busty blonde that caused me trouble in the past... :dunno:
Oh, I ducked out when this thing was just ramping up. Sorry to hear things went to shit. We should get caught up sometime on the Philosophy front.
Running a computer shop since February this year. I don't own it, but things are coming along.

Final payment on my civic goes to the bank as soon as I get paid this month.
Awesome.. Good to hear you're gainfully employed. Or at least, Employed.
Building huge houses for unholy rich doctors and lawyers. Interesting perspective on life.
Do these people KNOW what you used to do for a living ? It's gotta be a culture shock to you. Do you ever picture their houses blowing up ?
You think Jim Beam is decent?

My wife and I moved to California. I manage a small fabrication shop and she is an assistant manager at a Chase branch. Things are good.

I must have missed the Celerity got married thread. Was it to the young girl you were writing crazy poetry about?
No, it was to a real girl. She's good for me. The other one is probably frozen to a sidewalk somewhere.
Driving buses. Getting money. Not fucking bitches. That may change.

Just may have sold my CRX, own 2 bikes. You know. You probably hardly remember me lol :dunno:
Never sell your CRX. Although, my CRX is available right now. For free. Come and take it. And I remember you. My god, 20k posts.. I think you people have earned a place seared into my memory.
going to college in ohio,pretty much thats it.
We talk all the time. =)
On my last class for my Masters in accounting. Still broke. Only thing that's really changed is I get even less pussy.
I remember you had a job that was tits. Was it beer driving, then trolley operator or someshit ? And I didn't think you could get less pussy. I'll consult Cambridge University. They should have some sort of formula to work that out.
Working for Honda, living in Columbus, getting by just fine.
Yeah, Columbus Ohio is a shit pit. You remember my rant. If not, search it. Then compare notes with Injen.
Just working away, got engaged a few months ago. Pretty much sums it up for me.
Congrats on the engagement ! Make sure she's "the one". Because if not, you're in for a load of shit.
Working for a large fortune 200 company writing contracts. Yay. I wear a suit and tie and Kneepads.

Opportunity is knocking and already got my first promotion within a year climbing the dick ladder one at a time.

Hey man, it works. I was the youngest department manager in the history of Yale University. I didn't get there by playing by my own rules. And working for the worst bosses will only speed up the lesson-learning necessary to start your own business.
 
Never sell your CRX. Although, my CRX is available right now. For free. Come and take it.
Seriously? What's wrong with it? I'd gladly take it off your hands.
Celerity said:
I remember you had a job that was tits. Was it beer driving, then trolley operator or someshit ? And I didn't think you could get less pussy. I'll consult Cambridge University. They should have some sort of formula to work that out.
Haha was never a beer driver. I was a "trolley" (light rail train) operator though. It was good money but hellish, shift work. Never saw a weekend, rarely saw my friends, and got almost zero pussy. I think I had sex once in the year period I was there.

Left in the Fall of 2009 to go to grad school. Went wild for a little while, as I had money in the bank and no job to give me regular hours. I was doing pretty well then. But now I serve table nearly full-time (30-40 depending on the week) and have school and the work that is associated with it. Even in "fun" college, I had peaks and valleys. Never could figure out the formula for consistency. But thank you for reminding me it has been much worse. While I was on the train it was a Death Valley type low.
UNDR8D said:
I recommend you take some extra classes and keep milking that school thing. The job market is still pretty dismal...But of course best of luck to you.
I'm done with school. Honestly, I'm probably getting a job through my brother-in-law. A finance job he has with a Bachelor's in Political Science. My Master's, while not being needed for this, was always something I wanted to get. The dismal job market when I graduated last time, made it possible to get it right away. And when I look at my student loans compared to some of my friends, I'm way ahead already.
 
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