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I always liked the irony of Subways "eat fresh" ad campaign, this guy hit the nail on the head.
 
I still want to try a "real" Philly Cheesesteak...

Never even heard of a Po'Boys...

I agree about the Chick-Fil-A sandwiches with the exception of the breakfast Chicken Biscuit. That shit is good...

I love the McRib so :shrug2:

Never had a sandwich that came with fries in it. However, i'll throw fries into my McRib occasionally :p

Never had a White Castle burger from the store. We don't have any in So Cal so the only ones i've tried are the prepacked grocery store ones. There is one near me here in Indiana but I still have yet to try it...

I don't mind Subway sandwiches. I don't eat there because it's "fresh." I eat there because, at times, it's convenient and no one else around here sells meat ball subs lol.
 
I still want to try a "real" Philly Cheesesteak...
You're not missing much. Pat's and Geno's (The most popular spots in Philly) use prime rib, but then they still put cheese whiz on it. It's garbage that should only be consumed when drunk, and even then it's a let down. Kind of like the whole city of Filth-a-delphia.
Never even heard of a Po'Boys...
Meh...
I agree about the Chick-Fil-A sandwiches with the exception of the breakfast Chicken Biscuit. That shit is good...
I actually like Chick-Fil-A. As far as fast food goes, I think it's the down right winner. Just remember that it still is fast food (read: meh) and everyone can leave happy.
I love the McRib so :shrug2:
As far as the McRib goes, every time it comes back I think that I use to like it. Two bites in and I remember that I don't.
Never had a sandwich that came with fries in it. However, i'll throw fries into my McRib occasionally :p
I'll agree and disagree on this point. Agree because I don't like fries on my sandwiches. Disagree because his reasoning is that it's a side dish and it doesn't belong. Go grab a Fat Chalk or a Fat Bitch and tell me side dishes have no place on the sandwich.
Never had a White Castle burger from the store. We don't have any in So Cal so the only ones i've tried are the prepacked grocery store ones. There is one near me here in Indiana but I still have yet to try it...
Drunk food, at best. They call them sliders for a reason. You're not done with the burger and the first two bites are pressing on your sphincter.
I don't mind Subway sandwiches. I don't eat there because it's "fresh." I eat there because, at times, it's convenient and no one else around here sells meat ball subs lol.
This was my favorite line of the whole piece.
For a company whose slogan is "Eat Fresh," it's pretty ballsy that not a single thing on the menu is actually fresh. Either that, or Subway's trying to change the definition of the word "fresh" to "fuck you."
I think it's pure garbage. I avoid it at all costs. Maybe it's because in my area, if you want a cold cut sandwich (sub, hoagie, hero, grinder, whatever you call it), you don't go to a chain. Well, maybe Wawa late night. But any little pizza shop will make a sub better than Subway's attempt. I recommend Jersey Mikes whenever possible.
 
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We actually have a big Jersey Mike's presence in CA. It's pretty great. I like how they slice the meat right in front of you.
 
Damn Slush, I had REAL high hopes for a "real" Philly cheesesteak :( I'll still do it just to say I at least had one but if it sucks, the disappointment won't be as much lol.

Jersey Mike's? I'm gonna have to check that out...

Oh and on the topic of being let down, last May, my dealersghip sent me to Chicago for training. I was so hype on trying this "OMGWTFBBQROFLCOPTER deep dish pizza"... Had it... disappointed. Chalked it up to not going to the right place. So I asked around, got a few more suggestions, went to two more different places... disappointment again. Was it good? Yeah, damn good actually, but everyone made it seem like if I ate this pizza I would never want any other type of pizza again, WRONG! I still prefer Chuck E Cheese pizza over all the pizzas i've tried so far. Have yet to go to NY and try their "pizza pies." It's on my to do list :)
 
:lmao:. I went looking for that page the other day and was saddened to see it was gone
 
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