Cl of the day

[neonmike]

I mean seriously who would buy this

Used FleshLight GREAT CONDITION!!!

 

[Briansol]

i know where you can get a torso too...

 

[UNDR8D]

You would fuck a girl who's been rammed 40-50 times by DIFFERENT dudes, wouldn't you...maybe?

 

[neonmike]

uke2:

 

[UNDR8D]

These people exist...and they deserve to be loved too...LOLOLOLL

 

[Celerity]

I found my step sister's wedding gift. Thank you !

 

[corvetteguy78]

offered $15

 

[|Chaz|]

Seriously? I hope thats sarcasm...

 

[reckedracing]

I found my step sister's wedding gift. Thank you !

its funny every time i read it

 

[Jeef]

Anyone save the ad? Flagged

 

[reckedracing]

Used FleshLight GREAT CONDITION!!! - $25 (Hartford)

Date: 2012-04-25, 3:27PM EDT
Reply to: w4p3v-2978936600@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
i have a used fleshlight here for sale, great condition, only used it about 40-50 times. works very nicely!!

email with offers

 

[Briansol]

You would fuck a girl who's been rammed 40-50 times by DIFFERENT dudes, wouldn't you...maybe?

technically, this has only been rammed by 1 dude (assuming) so it's probably cleaner than your average girl over the age of what, like 14 these days?..

 

[UNDR8D]

My point exactly! Throw that fucker in an autoclave for an hour and go to town.

 

[Celerity]

technically, this has only been rammed by 1 dude (assuming) so it's probably cleaner than your average girl over the age of what, like 14 these days?..

And.. AND.. I would like to remind everyone.. YOU know where to get a Torso !

 

[phunky.buddha]

technically, this has only been rammed by 1 dude (assuming) so it's probably cleaner than your average girl over the age of what, like 14 these days?..

Or a divorcee who's been married since she was a teenager...

 

[reckedracing]

its a shame to say that an inanimate object that is not 98.6 degrees with a decent level of moisture, is much less likely to be harboring any diseases that would result in cockrot

 

[neonmike]

its a shame to say that an inanimate object that is not 98.6 degrees with a decent level of moisture, is much less likely to be harboring any diseases that would result in cockrot

touche

 

[reckedracing]

unlike hookers, at least you know that there hasn't been a dick in it during the preceding 24 hours

 

[Jeef]

One of my neighbors has her fuck buddy come over when her bf isn't home. I just keep thinking hopefully her bf isn't eating her out tonight.