Last night's celebrity encounter

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My wife and I and a few friends were at a small bar in Ojai. I think we were pretty drunk. The bar shares bathrooms with a small movie theater. These bathrooms are accessed through an adjoining hallway, closed at both ends by the respective doors.

This bar is populated primarily by the 40+ crowd.

My wife and I decided we had to piss at the same time so we got up and made our way to the bathroom, crossing from the bar into the hallway. There was a good band playing a good song so we started dancing/playing grab ass...

The door from the bar opens and in walks a midget/dwarf/little person who yells "get a room!" then disappears into the men's room.

We both looked over at...

Wee Man from Jackass!

Then looked back at each other, like "holy shit that's Wee Man from Jackass!"

So naturally, since I was headed there anyway, I followed him in, stood next to him to piss and asked him if he was indeed Wee Man from Jackass. He affirmed in a vague sort of manner. I tried to high five him but he said "no way bro you just touched your weiner" to which I responded "fair enough"....
 
thats pretty cool.i hung out with kenny wallace last friday at the track.most people on here wouldnt know who he is though.
 
I saw Wee Man standing on the corner of the road(High Point Rd. in Greensboro, NC; near the coliseum) a couple years ago. We was just by himself, smiling and waving at everybody passing by. :shrug2:
 
Thats different than trying to take a piss and having people bothering you
 
isn't that darrell waltrip? I think michael's doing pre-races now too............I mean...nascar's stupid
 
I pissed next to Tayshaun Prince about 8 years ago at a Red Robin restaurant right after the Pistons won the NBA title.
 
You had a celerity encounter?! You have now been blessed and can make your way through the pearly gates.


... I've met Wes from Puddle of Mudd and John Popper for Blue's Travelers. That's about it, I think.
 
I don't know if anyone's pointed this out to you, but every midget looks like wee man when you're drunk.
 
I had that thought but it was him. He posted pics of himself and some friends at the Ojai skate park that day. Dave England lives in Ojai...I assumed that was his connection to the area.
 
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