stupid things you've said...

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"I know she's my ex, but I think it can work if we try again"
 
i can honestly say i have never said the ex one before.

im going to think on this for a bit to try and remember one of the dumbest things ive ever said. i have a library to sift through.
 
only because B asked, and i hope i dont get banned again lol

"but he's white, not chinese..."

yes... simple, but extreme (???) i honestly dont remember what the context was, but to make it clear I'm not racist. If anything I LOVE Asians, and not just for their women...:rimshot:
 
My uncle was asking me when I was getting married, then he goes wait as long as you can because the fucking you give isn't worth the fucking you get.
 
B said:
"Hold my beer"
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its not so much that "hold my beer" is stupid to say (unless you are a female and get your ass roofied)... its that whatever happens after "hold my beer" will either be the most awesome thing in history (unlikely) or the most epic fail imaginable (very likely)
 
E_SolSi said:
its not so much that "hold my beer" is stupid to say (unless you are a female and get your ass roofied)... its that whatever happens after "hold my beer" will either be the most awesome thing in history (unlikely) or the most epic fail imaginable (very likely)
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Hey, one time I almost cleared on of those orange safety fences in a single bound. Almost. That would have been sweet. Sweeter than what did happen. Didn't see that car parked there.
 
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