Oh hell NO!!! Volcano edition

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That is pretty darn amazing.
 
if i were to ever decide to kill myself, that would be on the list of ways to do it.

come on: "He decided that he did not want to live anymore, for the people of the world had become so unbearable, he claimed that he would rather throw himself into an active volcano than to put up with them one more day. so he did."
 
if i were to ever decide to kill myself, that would be on the list of ways to do it.

come on: "He decided that he did not want to live anymore, for the people of the world had become so unbearable, he claimed that he would rather throw himself into an active volcano than to put up with them one more day. so he did."

Even though the lava looks all liquidy, I imagine that unless you really had some momentum built up, you'd just flop around on the top since people are a lot less dense than rock. Would be more like throwing yourself on a mushy frying pan than into a pool.
 
your skin would probably melt off before you even got near enough to jump in
 
i would think you would just about vaporize. interesting to see what would actually happen to a mass that came in contact with lava...
 
oddly enough there aren't any videos of cows or pigs or other animals falling or getting thrown in to volcanoes

so this is the best i can find
here we can see what would happen if a small child (simulated by 66lb bag of organic camp waste/food leftovers) fell about 260ft (80m) to a crusted lake of lava




the bag breaks through the crust of the lava lake, then bursts in to flames and proceeds to really piss off the volcano
 
alright.
so, then, my goal would be to piss off that volcano so much that it erupted. what better suicide could you ask for?
he hated the town so much, that he sacrificed himself to the volcano gods in exchange for them annihilating them.
 
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