Today's embarrasing story...

[Briansol]

I was having a lunch, was eating an avocado...
Round side down on a spoon and FLOP off the spoon into my lap it goes.

I'm wearing navy blue pants.

It looks like I blew a wad all over my lap. water isn't helping it, just spreading the oils... FML.

going to try not to pee the rest of the day and hide under my desk until I can put my coat on and go home. lol

 

[reckedracing]

protip, keep a spare set of pants at work, also a spare shirt
one day i was washing my hands a little too fast and splashed water all down the front of my pants, looks like i pissed myself
and another day i had a bird shit down the whole back of my shirt just as i got out of my car at work

 

[E_SolSi]

lmao!

 

[BigJ]

protip, keep a spare set of pants at work, also a spare shirt
one day i was washing my hands a little too fast and splashed water all down the front of my pants, looks like i pissed myself
and another day i had a bird shit down the whole back of my shirt just as i got out of my car at work

I got the spare white collared shirt and tie in my desk. Just in case for this reason. Many times I've splashed a bit of coffee on the tie.

 

[FLounder]

I guess thats one good thing about being a boat mechanic for a living... no one notices when you have strange stains lol. Im always dirty looking by lunch time, but i do still keep spare clothes in my car, because i never know when im going to get soaked by rain, covered in fuel, etc.

 

[TurboMirage]

fuck it, just go home

 

[E_SolSi]

 

[B16]

I keep an entire spare set of clothes down to the boxers in the trunk of my car in a gym bag. lol

 

[Briansol]

I have gym clothes in my gym bag... lol

oh well, i made it through the day without too much drama. heh

 

[phunky.buddha]

Should've walked up to the most attractive girl in your office, flashed your crotch, then smiled and winked at her.

 

[Briansol]

I think there's like 2 females in the entire office here.... dudes everywhere

 

[Matts96HB]

Maybe you should buy some wad-colored slacks.

 

[Briansol]

They are hard to iron... never seem to come out flat....

 

[Briansol]

Man, I can't win... lol
FML

This morning, the lid came off on my coffee in my hand in the car JUST as I happen upon a big as bump.

my right leg wore about 3" of coffee


The good news is that I have khakis on today and you can barely tell there's a huge coffee stain on it. lol


so, yeah,


tonight, the Transporter style saran-wrapped new suit is going into the trunk.

 

[Matts96HB]

ROFL. That is some seriously bad luck

 

[TurboMirage]

that sucks :/ luckily the gen is leather and easy to clean up.

 

[Jeef]

I am surprised you don't have a spare set of pants in the car, maybe you should for tomorrows incident

 

[reckedracing]

for B...

 

[Briansol]

that sucks :/ luckily the gen is leather and easy to clean up.

luckily (or not) 99% of it landed on me. A quick napkin to the plastics cleaned it up. I'm due for a 'detail' job inside anyway. I keep seeing those groupon deals for $50 and am thinking about having it done professionally.

I am surprised you don't have a spare set of pants in the car, maybe you should for tomorrows incident

tomorrow I will

 

[|Chaz|]

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