phyregod
!!YTINASNI
Well, last night some sirens were coming toward my house, no big deal, we live on one of the main roads that runs through the larger residential area and hear sirens go by once in a while.. Well, these got louder and louder, then remained loud, Suddenly my whole house has been turned into center stage at the disco, so me and the wife sit up and give eachother the WTF?!?!?! look.
We got out of bed, looked out the window in the front of my house just in time to see a female officer walking up to an orange dodge ram. The driver of the ram (looked like a very butch woman with long gray hair, could have been a man, couldn't really tell) Jumped out of the ram, and tackled the cop. I mean, this is one of those sacks that you see on the NFL that makes everone feel sorry for the QB. The cop came up off of the ground and landed on her back about 6 feet back from where she was standing. The butch woman sat up and started throwing punches.. She had landed on the cop just right, legs pinning the officers arms, and able to just take as many head shots as she wanted. She only got off maybe two punches and two other officers plowed her ass. The whole ordeal lasted about 4 seconds, and I'm glad, because I was about to run out there butt naked and help the cop out, lol.
After getting a better look at the scene, it looks like they were chasing the ram, because there was one cop car sideways in front of the ram, one behind it, and one sideways behind that cop car, they had boxed her in, kinda..
Anyway, the female cop stayed down until the ambulance arrived but I think that was just a regulation thing, as she was talking and laughing it up with the other officers, smoking a cigarette.
This all happened right in front of my house.. like 30 feet from my front door. Hooray for entertainment in a small town!
We got out of bed, looked out the window in the front of my house just in time to see a female officer walking up to an orange dodge ram. The driver of the ram (looked like a very butch woman with long gray hair, could have been a man, couldn't really tell) Jumped out of the ram, and tackled the cop. I mean, this is one of those sacks that you see on the NFL that makes everone feel sorry for the QB. The cop came up off of the ground and landed on her back about 6 feet back from where she was standing. The butch woman sat up and started throwing punches.. She had landed on the cop just right, legs pinning the officers arms, and able to just take as many head shots as she wanted. She only got off maybe two punches and two other officers plowed her ass. The whole ordeal lasted about 4 seconds, and I'm glad, because I was about to run out there butt naked and help the cop out, lol.
After getting a better look at the scene, it looks like they were chasing the ram, because there was one cop car sideways in front of the ram, one behind it, and one sideways behind that cop car, they had boxed her in, kinda..
Anyway, the female cop stayed down until the ambulance arrived but I think that was just a regulation thing, as she was talking and laughing it up with the other officers, smoking a cigarette.
This all happened right in front of my house.. like 30 feet from my front door. Hooray for entertainment in a small town!
