Kids worst nightmare?

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Desensitize child by entering his room at night, shrieking, in a blowfish suit, at least twice a week. This way when actual blowfish arrive he will not struggle, potentially endangering other members of the household who come to investigate.
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Blowfish (to self): "God, I wanna rip off that kid's flesh. Oh, jeez. Oh, look, he's crispy." (Catches self.) "Musn't do that. Mustn't deflesh good innocent children. Good innocent meaty children. That are made of meat. No!" Morally Permissive Atmosphere: "C'mon. Who's gonna care? Everyone does the defleshing thing. It's the nineties. Get with it." (Permits pornography to masquerade as "art.") Blowfish (uneasy): "Are you sure?" Morally Permissive Atmosphere: (Permits widespread ungodliness, abandonment of organized religion.) "Totally. You see, decadent Euro-rock, the sex-obsessed communists in Hollywood, and those spineless Democrats have caused a general decline in America's moral standards." Blowfish: "Wow! Great!" (Disgusting sucking noises ensue.) Morally Permissive Atmosphere: (Permits girls to wear pants.)
 
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