I'm getting married...

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get_nick

These snozzberries taste like snozzberries...
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I'm going to propose to Eva Mendes. She is perfect. That is all.

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Under all that makeup and photoshop tools lies a Beaner that isn't being harassed for her green card.
 
Under all that makeup and photoshop tools lies a Beaner that isn't being harassed for her green card.

blasphemy. you bastard...maybe that's why she's marrying me.
 
didn't you just say you think your ex is preg or something?
 
you need to stop having sex with ranomd crazy bitches.

That's it, we're renaming you Bryan.

i don't know who bryan is, but i was with the ex for 3 years so i deserve a little leeway. and sorry, i will take one for the team if i have to and take eva off the market.

didn't you just say you think your ex is preg or something?

bah, fuck her. i think she's lying. i talked to her tonight. she's all drama. i hate that shit.

Good luck with that seeing how she was born in the US... Miami to be exact.
i was just going off of what celerity said and that she want's a green card. i know she is american. i was just playing along.
 
I'm going to propose to Eva Mendes. She is perfect. That is all.

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ohh god. looks like she has caught the anorexia bug from Nicole Richie. sorry dude she looks horrible now. look at here she's .............i dont know skinny mini:eek:
 
ohh god. looks like she has caught the anorexia bug from Nicole Richie. sorry dude she looks horrible now. look at here she's .............i dont know skinny mini:eek:
more like you stole all her food :)
bahahhahahahahahaha :ph34r:
 
bryan a former member (i think his name was like 92b16vx or something...its been a while), he was a man whore with quite a few "baby mommas".
 
get_nick however is not fucking the bitches like Byran, he's just stalking them.
 
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